Originally posted by Raisen
Prison rape is a real thing. I'm simply putting these characters into a real life scenario in an attempt to see what people think would happen. There's a possibility that none of them get raped. Also, it is a vs. thread; a vs. thread where KMC users get to choose alliances, create team names, and decide several different scenarios. Who gets shanked? Which team takes over the prison? etc
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