penetration test

Who could penetrate Hulk the easiest? They each get one chance to deliver a knock out blow to Hulk's heart ( Hulk is standing still)
Rank in strength order:

- Wonder Woman's sword
- Aquaman's trident
- GL kyle Samurai sword construct
- Thor using deadpool's sword

WW's strap-on

Originally posted by Sh3nG L0nG
Who could penetrate Hulk the easiest?

mmm

Phrasing.

Originally posted by 753
WW's strap-on

Batman.

Edit: Sorry, I thought the question was about who would want to.

Now this is a thread I can get behind.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Batman.

Edit: Sorry, I thought the question was about who would want to.

i don't believe Batman possesses the proper tool to be able to penetrate hulk regardless of desire.

Originally posted by Sh3nG L0nG
i don't believe Batman possesses the proper tool to be able to penetrate hulk regardless of desire.

Batman's a eunuch?

Originally posted by Mindset
Now this is a thread I can get behind.

I love the double entendres here 😆

On a serious note, you're seriously f'ed up Mindset

Originally posted by Sh3nG L0nG
Who could penetrate Hulk the easiest? They each get one chance to deliver a knock out blow to Hulk's heart ( Hulk is standing still)
Rank in strength order:

- Wonder Woman's sword
- Aquaman's trident
- GL kyle Samurai sword construct
- Thor using deadpool's sword

Depends on what part of Hulk they are trying to penetrate.

Which part of Hulk are they trying to penetrate Sh3ng? Some parts are easier to penetrate than others.

Originally posted by Raisen
Depends on what part of Hulk they are trying to penetrate.

Which part of Hulk are they trying to penetrate Sh3ng? Some parts are easier to penetrate than others.

They're going for the heart, but they can get creative. They don't necessarily have to go through his chest if there are easier parts to penetrate.

Originally posted by Sh3nG L0nG
They're going for the heart, but they can get creative. They don't necessarily have to go through his chest if there are easier parts to penetrate.

Hulk is pretty tall. Who has the longest sword In Your Opinion, Sh3ng?

Originally posted by Raisen
Hulk is pretty tall. Who has the longest sword In Your Opinion, Sh3ng?

I was also thinking, they could go for an existing orifice or something with more tender skin, perhaps a combination of both.
Out of the choices I'd say GL Kyle would have the longest, he can enlarge based on will power.

Originally posted by Sh3nG L0nG
They're going for the heart, but they can get creative. They don't necessarily have to go through his chest if there are easier parts to penetrate.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
mmm

Originally posted by Branlor Swift

Thor being the nobleman he is told Hulk to "Say nothing" as he reached for Hulk's green giant.

"Hulk confused" the Hulk exclaimed. But this only ended with Thor roughly putting Hulk in a more advantageous position for his... hammer.

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A blast of lightning shortly followed a scream as Odin found his son doing unspeakable things with Mjolnir and Hulk's rump.

"I'll have to burn that hammer" he thought to himself

I clicked here for the thread title.

This thread 😆

Originally posted by Sh3nG L0nG
I was also thinking, they could go for an existing orifice or something with more tender skin, perhaps a combination of both.
Out of the choices I'd say GL Kyle would have the longest, he can enlarge based on will power.

Ahhh, I see. Is GL allowed to create a knob at the end of his construct? One better suited to allow the construct to stay inside Hulk and cause more damage? I was thinking Kyle could create a fat and long construct with a mushroom end that would lodge inside the Hulk so Hulk couldn't pull away. Is this allowed?

Originally posted by Raisen
Ahhh, I see. Is GL allowed to create a knob at the end of his construct? One better suited to allow the construct to stay inside Hulk and cause more damage? I was thinking Kyle could create a fat and long construct with a mushroom end that would lodge inside the Hulk so Hulk couldn't pull away. Is this allowed?

As long as you treat Hulk to dinner and a movie first.