What superhero gets the hottest poon?

Started by HueyFreeman5 pages

Originally posted by -Pr-
that wasn't rape.

hey, the whore thing was a retconned origin!

Not only does she sleep around a lot but she runs around in tight leather across rooftops for longs hours before she sleeps with batman. She probably smells like week old salmon by the time she jumps on him. Next time bruce has problems with burning it won't be because of firefly.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Not only does she sleep around a lot but she runs around in tight leather across rooftops for longs hours before she sleeps with batman. She probably smells like week old salmon by the time she jumps on him.

She doesn't do it as much as it might seem.

Hey, it's not leather. It breathes!

Wouldn't mind the salmon smell....

Batman also banged Orion's wife, iirc.

Originally posted by -Pr-
She doesn't do it as much as it might seem.

Hey, it's not leather. It breathes!

sure it does.

Three pages and nobody has mentioned Daredevil? Let's go down the list:
Karen Page
Moondragon
Black Widow
Elektra
Heather Glenn
Yuriko Oyama (pre-Deathstryke)
Typhoid Mary
Lyja
Gloriana O'Breen
Echo
Mila Donovan
Dakota North
Shanna the She-Devil
Black Cat

At this point Matt Murdock has knocked boots with every hot redhead in Marvel except Colleen Wing, Jean Grey, Rachel Grey, Julia Carpenter.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
sure it does.

Hey, you can still sweat even when it breathes. sneer

Why the hell would she have batmarks on her?

Was he like, slapping her with bat toys or something?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Why the hell would she have batmarks on her?

Was he like, slapping her with bat toys or something?

I forgot why exactly but I think this was around the time her and batman kept having "batquickies".

I call your attention to the bottom of the following page; http://imgur.com/U7AOXR8

Seriously, if we go by the associative property of those old safe sex campaigns, every marvel character has had sex with Matt Murdock.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Wouldn't mind the salmon smell....
gross 🤨

HERCULES!!!

yes, hercules.

wolverine too

batman gets a honorable mention for thalia al ghul and selina

This thread equals fail...

You need evidence (pics) to backup your arguments or it doesnt count! 😉

Stark

Superman. In this case, I choose quality over quantity.

In Chronological Order:
Lois Lane
Big Barda
Lois Lane
Wonder Woman

ill give you WW but the rest?

Bullseye

Hey, I happen like 7-foot tall warrior women.

Plus, the order illustrate's Clark's increasing taste...