xXx: The Return of Xander Cage

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steverules_2 Senior Member

So xXx is hiring a guy who crashes his van...okay, seems like a guy I'd want on my team

riv6672 Senior Member

Perfect movie logic!

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

Originally posted by Kazenji
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Looks completely ridiculous. I'm in.

riv6672 Senior Member

Same. I will park my brain at the door and relax...

Dreampanther We all face the reaper.

Loved the first XXX. This one looks like it might be just as much fun to watch.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

Originally posted by Kazenji
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It looks horrible.

But hopefully it'll be fun.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

I just want nina dobrev to be nude lol

marwash22 HELL YEAH.

This movie is...

will DL for Donnie Yen tho.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Loved the first XXX. This one looks like it might be just as much fun to watch.

I had a good time at the theater watching the original.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

Originally posted by riv6672
I had a good time at the theater watching the original.

Yeah, hopefully the campiness will make this fun like the original.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Kazenji
It was shit
no need to be in denial.

Lets look at the facts... Xander cage is some athlete turned superspy.
Darius Stone is a battle hardened ex con turned superspy.
Acting wise there are major differences lol.

Kazenji Onyx Prime

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Lets look at the facts... Xander cage is some athlete turned superspy.
Darius Stone is a battle hardened ex con turned superspy.
Acting wise there are major differences lol.

just keep telling yourself that....

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Kazenji
just keep telling yourself that....

Hey I didn't like the movie myself but neither did I like the first one...

But in comparison there wasn't much difference in plausibility script wise.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

Epic Star Wars-style poster, with Xander riding a motorcycle on an ocean wave.. 😂

Kazenji Onyx Prime

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
[B]Epic Star Wars-style poster, with Xander riding a motorcycle on an ocean wave.. 😂

You're finding it laughable because someone can ride a bike on the ocean?

they can actually do that btw in real life.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

Originally posted by Kazenji
You're finding it laughable because someone can ride a bike on the ocean?
they can actually do that btw in real life.

It requires some serious modifications to the bike (you can't just take any motorcycle for a spin on water) and it still looks quite silly.

Kazenji Onyx Prime

Then again alot of things do for you.

Dreampanther We all face the reaper.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
(you can't just take any motorcycle for a spin on water)

I refute your argument thus:

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

Originally posted by Dreampanther
I refute your argument thus:
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Not a very long distance.

Originally posted by Dreampanther
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I'm not convinced that that water is very deep.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

Originally posted by Kazenji
You're finding it laughable because someone can ride a bike on the ocean?
they can actually do that btw in real life.

Do you know what it's like to laugh, Kaz? Have you ever smiled? You should... it's fun.