Palpatine vs. Data, Borg Queen, Picard, Captain Kirk (Original universe)

They come to arrest Palpatine in place of Windu, etc. They are all armed with their phasers. Can they take the Sith Lord. Keep in mind Data can tank rifle shots and laugh off gravity.

They run in and sidious cooks them all with force lightning before force throwing them all out the window.

They all fire at Sidious, at once. He can't put his lightsaber all over his body. He dies.

Originally posted by jaden101
They run in and sidious cooks them all with force lightning before force throwing them all out the window.

And then the Borg Queen adapts to the lightning...

Originally posted by jaden101
They run in and sidious cooks them all with force lightning before force throwing them all out the window.

While I'd agree and this thread just shows Quanchi's butthurt in trying to kill off certain characters/franchises he hates, you're not factoring in Shatner Kirk's winning-against-all-odds power set.

Originally posted by Robtard
While I'd agree and this is thread just shows Quanchi's butthurt in trying to kill off certain characters he hates, you're not factoring in Shatner Kirk's winning-against-all-odds power set.

Oh, look: Robtard thinks Shatner is McClane, now.

They might have had a chance if they didn't have to come in thru that skinny death trap corridor.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh, look: Robtard thinks Shatner is McClane, now.

McClane is Shatner's ancestor.

Imagine they crossed those 2 and added a bit of Chuck Norris. He'd destroy Palpatine. It'd be the proper weapon XI. Game over, man. Game over.

typical star wars/trek tourist spite thread.

palpatine shocks them all to death.

"borg queen"? without her collective she's useless. ZERO on screen h2h. if you were not such an agenda-driven failltroll tourist, you'd know that.

picard? lol what a tourist. google more.

so nice additions, google-chimp, although i do recommend watching first contact.

Picard has Jedi-like reflexes. In one ep, season 3 (maybe), someone beamed aboard the bridge right behind him. He instantly turned around and punched the invader (knocked him across the bridge and knocked him out cold).

Picard is enough to take out Sidious: his com-badge absorbs all the lightning (it is made of gold and other future alloys). Picard will then punch Sidious in the face and knock him out: come on, he took on a group of Nausicaans while playing Dom-jot. Sidious will most likely aim his force lightning at his pubes because he has always wanted to smell his pubes toasting before he dies.

Hahaha. Classic.

Sorry, DDM. If anyone is soling first here, it's Kirk via flying-butt-attack; it has no know counter defense.

Wouldn't Kirk just sleep with Sidious? I mean the guy has a constant hard on for Anakin and Kirk solves all disputes by sleeping with the enemies they encounter...I'm sure Khan was just upset that Kirk didn't call back

that sig is horrible bro. sorry. 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, DDM. If anyone is soling first here, it's Kirk via flying-butt-attack; it has no know counter defense.

Ahhh yes. Ren and Stimpy later featured "The insidious flying butt-pliers" in that wrestling episode....
...totally a Kirk homage.
YouTube video (at 5:29)

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, DDM. If anyone is soling first here, it's Kirk via flying-butt-attack; it has no know counter defense.

Damn...forgot about that. No amount of force lightning will stop the Flying-Butt-Attack.

Originally posted by Robtard
While I'd agree and this thread just shows Quanchi's butthurt in trying to kill off certain characters/franchises he hates, you're not factoring in Shatner Kirk's winning-against-all-odds power set.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It's a fair thread in which these characters attempt to arrest Palpatone.

Data isn't alone and has a few allies. Data is also rifle proof so he might not need the help.

You're absolutely adorable when you fib. It's a thread created out of your hatred of ToS and TNG. Anyhow. Moving on.

Shatner Kirk solos via Flying-Butt-Attack as shown. If you can't grasp the implications of that maneuver, Kirk has other wondrous can't-defend-against moves up his sleeve, pal.

Exhibit B) The Kirk Flying Drop Kick

Kirk solos as Jean-Luc does the mambo

YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
You're absolutely adorable when you fib. It's a thread created out of your hatred of ToS and TNG. Anyhow. Moving on.

Shatner Kirk solos via Flying-Butt-Attack as shown. If you can't grasp the implications of that maneuver, Kirk has other wondrous can't-defend-against moves up his sleeve, pal.

Exhibit B) The Kirk Flying Drop Kick