Jack Bauer (24) Vs Robocop

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Jack Bauer (24) Vs Robocop

Bauer is outlawed, blamed publically for an incident in Delta City that cost 200 people their lives including 9 OCP executives and is hunted. The Police try to arrest him and 18 cops died.
So they send in Robocop to track him down and to bring him back in dead or alive.

Bauer flees to the old Steel Mill from the 1st Robocop.
He has a his car, an automatic rifle, 6 grenades and Beretta 9mm pistol, with plenty of clips seeking to hold out against and maybe kill Murphy.

Murphy has his gear from Robocop3, (Jet Pack and weapon arm) as well as a his usual sidearm..

Who wins..?

Will shooting Robocop in the mouth kill him? Also how will grenades affect him? And doesn't Robocop have a dozen advanced sensors and tracking/targeting systems? I recall him being quite durable. It's been years since I've seen any Robocop films, but I recall him being quite durable against the average weapon.

I'll need some more info, but IIRC, Robocop easy

maybe if he had the super-rifle from RC1

other than that robocop easily

Robocop dominates this fight.

coming from someone who loves 24, Jack is toast

Murphy wins.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Will shooting Robocop in the mouth kill him? Also how will grenades affect him? And doesn't Robocop have a dozen advanced sensors and tracking/targeting systems? I recall him being quite durable. It's been years since I've seen any Robocop films, but I recall him being quite durable against the average weapon.

I'll need some more info, but IIRC, Robocop easy

You chose....wisely.
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So you put Bauer up with an indestructible killing machine that can catch bullets? Yep, no butthurt detected here whatsoever 😂

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Not indestructible.
Also he is a law enforcement machine.
ED-209 arguably was a killing machine though...

Watch the movies, you lazy f**k. 😛

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Man you must really hate Bauer for letting you down in all those threads to be thinking that.

Why get Kronos in, when an old lady with a Tazer could do the same job?

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More butthurt fuelled whining from rage over his favorite wank fixation being slaughtered almost dismissively easily.

Isn't that what this pathetic spite thread is all about, butthurt boi? 😆

Its not spite. You were just too lazy in your defence of Bauer.