Ark of the covenant Survival playoff

Nazis open the Ark of the covenant with the following people present and tied to stakes like Indy and Marion were:

Hitler

Tony Stark

Nick Parker

Jack Bauer

Harry Potter

Khan

Denton Van Zan

Pinhead

Lil orphan Annie

John boy (From Waltons TV movies)

Robert Langdon

When the screaming, terror, fire, shitting ones self and general
destruction and death are over, and the cover has clunked back into position and the ash clouds have parted, who remains standing and in one piece..?

I'm assuming Tony is in his armor, and since he'd be viewing it through a camera/HUD/screen, he shouldn't be affected.

Pinhead gets a wicked boner he has to work out later.

And Harry's smart enough and had enough experience with the basilisk to just not look.

I would point out Khan, but QUanchi has wanked him so much I don't think he has anything left to give.

I largely agree there, but Harry is most likely going straight to hell, eyes closed or not, due to the bible's hardcore stance on witches, wizards and coverns and the like.

Hahahah. I didn't even think about that.

Neither did Harry. Thats why his head exploded and he turned to ash in the fires of eternal damnation. (doubly so if the Westboro Baptist Church are to be believed.) 😛

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