Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd word that differently to avoid being wrong. It permits you to commit homicide without criminal repercussions (meaning, you won't be convicted as long as it can be proven it was a nighttime robbery on your property).You know both of these examples fail, right? It would be if you ordered and paid for the pizzas and the delivery man came to your house with the pizzas - and the agreement from the order clearly indicated that those pizzas would be yours - walked around your house for 20 minutes with your pizzas, and walked away with them in hand.
lol!
And yet the point remains. Ladies, when a man gives you money or some sort of implied payment expecting to get somewhere with you, your body is considered "land or tangible, movable property".
In other words, unwanted groping is now "inspecting merchandise or prospecting on land" and sex is "staking your claim". Maybe if you're ever arrested for forced sodomy you can have semen and lubrication thrown out as evidence in court because you were just using "fracking fluids" on your land.