Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Started by Silent Master201 pages

I trust that everyone not named quan has noticed how eagerly he is responding to obviously off-topic posts, thus proving my point in regards to his intent in bumping this thread.

Originally posted by Silent Master
I trust that everyone not named quan has noticed how eagerly he is responding to obviously off-topic posts, thus proving my point in regards to his intent in bumping this thread.
I get the last word. It's my thing.

What I wanna know is who are the six people who voted for Khan?

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
What I wanna know is who are the six people who voted for Khan?
Reasonable people.

Next question.

Originally posted by quanchi112
To rub salt into the wound.

This tactic would make more sense if Yoda didn't have 80+ votes and Khan only had 8. You're pretty much rubbing salt in your own wounds here. You should probably not be trying to draw attention to it.

Originally posted by Surtur
This tactic would make more sense if Yoda didn't have 80+ votes and Khan only had 8. You're pretty much rubbing salt in your own wounds here. You should probably not be trying to draw attention to it.
That does not make the evidence disappear. The evidence overwhelmingly supports Khan while misinformed and biased posters favor Yoda.

Yeah see if that were true this wouldn't of gone for nearly 150 pages.

Quan reminded Donald Trump. Anyone who disagrees with him he will automatically call them biased or stupid or a loser or some other lame insult. But if you cozy up to him then your his "friend".

MOS Superman wins.

Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah see if that were true this wouldn't of gone for nearly 150 pages.
This is true. You have no idea how dense people are. The majority of the people on the planet believe in religion but try to argue facts with them. My point is proven.

It's okay, losing to Yoda doesn't really make Khan look bad. Yoda fights people who can throw things with their mind and shoot lightning out of their fingertips.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's okay, losing to Yoda doesn't really make Khan look bad. Yoda fights people who can throw things with their mind and shoot lightning out of their fingertips.
He doesn't lose to Yoda. Khan's gun phasers pack more of a whallop and his showings support my claims. Yoda fails again. If it's one thing he did consistently was fail.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That does not make the evidence disappear. The evidence overwhelmingly supports Khan while misinformed and biased posters favor Yoda.

Right...

YouTube video

0:05 - 0:09
Eight Clones fire at Yoda from different angles. He deflects between 30 and 40 blaster bolts in under four seconds and, in between, cuts one Clone Trooper down, deflects one bolt at another, killing him and proceeds to own three Clones by force pushing one of them at the other two.

0:09 - 0:21
He then proceeds by literally disarming a Clone Trooper, force throwing his saber straight into the next one and kills at least another two Clones in the seconds following, with the last one going down being killed by a blaster bolt that Yoda deflected out of a turn, when the guy was aiming on the back of the Jedi Master initially.

So I wonder what Khan would do against an opponent that he can't hit. Fire anyway and pray that the Jedi Master wouldn't just answer with a force push (that at least knocks armored troops out, if it doesn't just kill them) or a lightsaber throw? Or, you know, just throwing those Senate pods in the fighting area on Khan until he scores a hit?

Yoda is so obviously winning here, I seriously wonder how this thread made it past the first page.

Yoda is so obviously winning here, I seriously wonder how this thread made it past the first page.

Because quanchi has autism that severe, or he's possibly inbred

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Because quanchi has autism that severe, or he's possibly inbred

The evidence supports Khan and your personal attacks give my points validation.

Originally posted by Nai
Right...

YouTube video

0:05 - 0:09
[b]Eight
Clones fire at Yoda from different angles. He deflects between 30 and 40 blaster bolts in under four seconds and, in between, cuts one Clone Trooper down, deflects one bolt at another, killing him and proceeds to own three Clones by force pushing one of them at the other two.

0:09 - 0:21
He then proceeds by literally disarming a Clone Trooper, force throwing his saber straight into the next one and kills at least another two Clones in the seconds following, with the last one going down being killed by a blaster bolt that Yoda deflected out of a turn, when the guy was aiming on the back of the Jedi Master initially.

So I wonder what Khan would do against an opponent that he can't hit. Fire anyway and pray that the Jedi Master wouldn't just answer with a force push (that at least knocks armored troops out, if it doesn't just kill them) or a lightsaber throw? Or, you know, just throwing those Senate pods in the fighting area on Khan until he scores a hit?

Yoda is so obviously winning here, I seriously wonder how this thread made it past the first page. [/B]

You also seem to be ignoring Kenobi who is in the same shot killing the other clones as well. Bringing a formidable Jedi to the temple to help destroy clones isn't to be ignored.

24-26 Know the time to help me you will.Yoda admits he will need aid against the droids.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fkESkmvu0

1:46-1:50 We see a droid say we have him in our sights. The droid took four seconds to react and by that time Yoda was gone. Four seconds in which to take him out. Khan takes this muppet out. Evidence. Boom.

2:46-2:50
The general is too busy with that tank he won't see them coming.

Yoda needs aid in both situations. Khan wields a powerful cannon the likes of which Yoda doesn't deflect in either scene with his lightsaber. I've also supplied evidence of him being taken by surprise because the droids were too much minus the help. Khan eradicates 20 plus Klingons and multiple ships while subduing Spock, Uhura, and Kirk with relative ease.

Khan wins.

This is a non fight. Yoda wins, and it's so easy, he barely has to move a pinky finger to do it. This spite thread against Khan should be closed.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
This is a non fight. Yoda wins, and it's so easy, he barely has to move a pinky finger to do it. This spite thread against Khan should be closed.
Originally posted by quanchi112
You also seem to be ignoring Kenobi who is in the same shot killing the other clones as well. Bringing a formidable Jedi to the temple to help destroy clones isn't to be ignored.

24-26 [B]Know the time to help me you will.Yoda admits he will need aid against the droids.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fkESkmvu0

1:46-1:50 We see a droid say we have him in our sights. The droid took four seconds to react and by that time Yoda was gone. Four seconds in which to take him out. Khan takes this muppet out. Evidence. Boom.

2:46-2:50
The general is too busy with that tank he won't see them coming.

Yoda needs aid in both situations. Khan wields a powerful cannon the likes of which Yoda doesn't deflect in either scene with his lightsaber. I've also supplied evidence of him being taken by surprise because the droids were too much minus the help. Khan eradicates 20 plus Klingons and multiple ships while subduing Spock, Uhura, and Kirk with relative ease.

Khan wins. [/B]

Hey, Abe. Look at the evidence. It proves you wrong.

You have presented NOTING that shows Khan wins. He literally gets beaten with the little pinky of Yoda. It's THAT easy. Khan has ZERO chance of winning. Yoda simply TK slams Khan over and over until he's unconscious... TP's Khan with the utmost of ease till he kills himself... or simply blitzes Khan before he can reacts and cuts him in two. Yoda is VASTLY faster than Khan with faster reaction times... Khan won't even have a chance. He's grossly overmatched here. Look at the poll of seasoned versed people on the subject. They conclusively feel Yoda also wins. The evidence and public opinion is on Yoda's side. Easily.

Shouldn't you be skyping with dudes ugly?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
You have presented NOTING that shows Khan wins. He literally gets beaten with the little pinky of Yoda. It's THAT easy. Khan has ZERO chance of winning. Yoda simply TK slams Khan over and over until he's unconscious... TP's Khan with the utmost of ease till he kills himself... or simply blitzes Khan before he can reacts and cuts him in two. Yoda is VASTLY faster than Khan with faster reaction times... Khan won't even have a chance. He's grossly overmatched here. Look at the poll of seasoned versed people on the subject. They conclusively feel Yoda also wins. The evidence and public opinion is on Yoda's side. Easily.

Shouldn't you be skyping with dudes ugly?

Originally posted by quanchi112
You also seem to be ignoring Kenobi who is in the same shot killing the other clones as well. Bringing a formidable Jedi to the temple to help destroy clones isn't to be ignored.

24-26 [B]Know the time to help me you will.Yoda admits he will need aid against the droids.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fkESkmvu0

1:46-1:50 We see a droid say we have him in our sights. The droid took four seconds to react and by that time Yoda was gone. Four seconds in which to take him out. Khan takes this muppet out. Evidence. Boom.

2:46-2:50
The general is too busy with that tank he won't see them coming.

Yoda needs aid in both situations. Khan wields a powerful cannon the likes of which Yoda doesn't deflect in either scene with his lightsaber. I've also supplied evidence of him being taken by surprise because the droids were too much minus the help. Khan eradicates 20 plus Klingons and multiple ships while subduing Spock, Uhura, and Kirk with relative ease.

Khan wins. [/B]


If you can't counter the evidence don't post. You are embarrassing yourself.