Khan vs. Bruce Nolan

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Khan vs. Bruce Nolan

Khan against Bruce "Almighty" Nolan who has the power of God.

Who wins?

Re: Khan vs. Bruce Nolan

Khan can't hurt Bruce and Bruce doesn't kill.

So Bruce makes a monkey tear its way out of Khan's ass and the match is settled.

Wrong. Khan has skill. He takes it 10/10.

😖hifty:

Khan gets WTF stomped, just like he did against Spider-man....only Bruce makes it more humiliating

But...But SM. Superior Skill?

Khan doesn't have any skill, he got by solely on his superior stats 🙂

But surely because Bruce was only God temporarily, his feats don't count because at another point he was just a normal guy right? Right? Doesn't my logic make tons of sense?

Speaking of tons, that is how much sh!t is going to be in Khan the cowards pants.

Originally posted by KingD19
But surely because Bruce was only God temporarily, his feats don't count because at another point he was just a normal guy right? Right? Doesn't my logic make tons of sense?

YEeh he had loads of power but he couldn't even save his marriage with them. He loses on account of plot which has nothing to do with a VS thread. Khan wins since he's never been married

Originally posted by juggerman
YEeh he had loads of power but he couldn't even save his marriage with them. He loses on account of plot which has nothing to do with a VS thread. Khan wins since he's never been married

Khan never married because sheep are extinct in the Star Trek universe.

Khan wins 10/10 due to superior skill

/thread

Originally posted by Lestov16
Khan wins 10/10 due to superior skill

/thread

Skill at sheep f23king?

Skill. Pure, unadulterated skill.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Skill. Pure, unadulterated skill.

What does Khan being skilled at sheep f23king have to do with a fight?

It's not skill at sheep f23king. It's skill at skill.

What would happen if for arguments sakes Bruce Almighty had his neck quickly snapped?

It wouldn't work. He's God. Being able to do anything. He literally lasso'd the moon and pulled it closer to Earth. Snapping his neck is like trying to grab air. It's stupid because it won't work.

Even if it did, I doubt God would be taken down by a broken neck.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It's not skill at sheep f23king. It's skill at skill.

LOL!!!!

Originally posted by KingD19
It wouldn't work. He's God. Being able to do anything. He literally lasso'd the moon and pulled it closer to Earth. Snapping his neck is like trying to grab air. It's stupid because it won't work.

Even if it did, I doubt God would be taken down by a broken neck.

Well Bruce just seemed to be a man with God's abilities on screen.

I never saw him turn into air. Or have precognitive ability.

If he gets his neck snapped then simply re-arises then good for him.

He seemed more of a normal man who could wish anything into reality. Like a genie. But unless Bruce wills himself invincible he wont be.

It's funny......I thought Bruce Nolan was Bruce Wayne in the Nolanverse. 😄

The ease at which he manipulated reality makes it seem that if Khan even got close enough to try a physical attack, it'd be reflexive and he'd be invincible.