Is Islam shallow for using sex in heaven as it’s main draw for Muslim men?

Is Islam shallow for using sex in heaven as it’s main draw for Muslim men?

70 virgins in heaven. Are Muslim men shallow for falling for such an obvious lie?

Compare Islam’s heaven to Buddhism. In Buddhism your reward for following it is enlightenment and all knowledge of the universe and life.

The prize for Muslims is to offer you indulgences in excess sex. Wisdom is not mentioned, or if it is, I have not heard of it.

Muslims. Is such a heaven really something to strive for and be proud of?

Allah's heaven seems better suited to the feeble minded and those who can't comprehend the nuances of reality or want to live in a porn movie. It's truly fast food for the masses, an advertisement that everyone can comprehend because it appeals to one's basest drives. Our Sexuality.

Do you really picture Jesus and Mohamed in heaven with a bunch of virgins moving on and off their engorged members?

Do you picture Mary, watching such activity with pride?

Does PBUH stand for ---- Pieceoftail Be Upon Him?

Regards
DL

I believe they also promise lots of clean water to drink and plenty of palm trees for shade.

Originally posted by Greatest I am
The prize for Muslims is to offer you indulgences in excess sex. Wisdom is not mentioned, or if it is, I have not heard of it.

Wisdom in a condition of entry to heaven in Islam. Sex, as far as I can tell, is never mentioned.

Originally posted by Greatest I am
Does PBUH stand for ---- Pieceoftail Be Upon Him?

This is the most awkward attempt at a burn I've ever seen.

is Islam shallow? no, the 72 virgins thing is hardly a widespread view, also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri#72_virgins

These questions are shallow.

Osama bin Laden gets to heaven and 72 old hags are waiting for him. He says to Allah "what's with the old hags" to which Allah replies "why do you think they're virgins"?

Well the 72 virgins thing is a bit silly, especially now that we are more sure that women are people and not mindless automatons created by God to pleasure men. But as inimalist

Is it more silly than the stick and carrot approach of heaven being perfect and hell being a torture camp....not really, it's more specific in what kind of reward it is I guess which can more easily draw ridicule. As far as I know most Christians don't believe wisdom has anything to do with either going to hell or heaven, rather it is in believing that one guy was the son of God and died for their "sins" and accepting that that's a good thing. I believe dadudemon's view of Mormonism includes some sort of absolute knowledge upon death however.

The mythologies of most religions, often especially on the outskirts or little believed areas are ridiculous to modern sensibilities, Islam is not an exception in that.

Originally posted by Bardock42

women are people and not mindless

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Originally posted by soopercavell
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Sorry, spoiler alert.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sorry, spoiler alert.

May I hypothesize that many women would take offence at being lumped into a single group as "not mindless" and some would indeed prefer to be described as "blonde".

Originally posted by soopercavell
May I hypothesize that many women would take offence at being lumped into a single group as "not mindless" and some would indeed prefer to be described as "blonde".

No, that hypothesis is not internally consistent. Mindless women cannot object to things.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Mindless women cannot object to things.

Trust me, on that you are wrong and you'll bee amazed how quickly they can crawl away from you whilst objecting to certain things. Offering poppers is not always the answer.....

Originally posted by soopercavell
Trust me, on that you are wrong and you'll bee amazed how quickly they can crawl away from you whilst objecting to certain things. Offering poppers is not always the answer.....

Is...is poppers your penis?

Originally posted by Digi
Is...is poppers your penis?

it is a type of inhalant drug, amyl nitrate for instance, that is common in the gay community and widely available at sex shops, etc. Along with limited psychological effects, it loosens sphincter muscles, making anal sex less painful.

its an anal rape joke

Originally posted by Oliver North
it is a type of inhalant drug, amyl nitrate for instance, that is common in the gay community and widely available at sex shops, etc. Along with limited psychological effects, it loosens sphincter muscles, making anal sex less painful.

its an anal rape joke

It's great to learn...

CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!

just keep that in mind if you are ever offered poppers in a bar

the man is not trying to get you high 😐

I don't know it's knowledge I'll ever need, but I feel better knowing it.

😊

I for one am glad to know this. As you all well know, as with all straight men I'm irresistible to gay men and must always be on guard against their propaganda and subterfuge.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I for one am glad to know this. As you all well know, as with all straight men I'm irresistible to gay men and must always be on guard against their propaganda and subterfuge.

Like that thing I saw on tumblr...

Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women.

Originally posted by Oliver North
it is a type of inhalant drug, amyl nitrate for instance, that is common in the gay community and widely available at sex shops, etc. Along with limited psychological effects, it loosens sphincter muscles, making anal sex less painful.

its an anal rape joke

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