Gandalf vs Yoda (philosophical debate)

Gandalf and Yoda sit down and have a philosophical debate. If you've seen the movies, you understand how they speak their wisdom. The topic doesn't exactly matter, just who do you think would win the exchange of words?

Gandalf would probably be utterly confused by how Yoda talks and would just nod along with what he is saying. Then Gandalf would just pull out his awesome pipe and say something completely irrelevant but funny. The whole conversation would end with them both high from Gandalf's pipe and trying to make the best shapes with the smoke.

Greater than Lucas, Tolkien is.

Gandalf starts drinking because he doesn't understand yodaspeak

A lot of what Yoda says in either trilogy is kind of bullshit stupid. Gandalf talks proper English circles around him. And blows proper wizard rings too.