Donkey Kong vs. Banjo-Kazooie

Both will have access to any weapons/abilities they have been known to use. The characters will fight in their primes. DK Island and Spiral Mountain will collide to balance the battlefield, and the fight will progress through mixtures of the different worlds in each game. Who takes this?

Personally, I think DK takes this one, With his coconut gun, that fires in spurts.
If he shoots yuh', it's gonna hurt.

Also DK's brute strength and agility seem to just be too much for Banjo.

Bears > Gorillas.

This is basic science. This is the first thing I learned in my elementary school science lessons.

Donkey Kong punched le moon, man. LE MOON.

That moon was tiny as shit.

Smaller than a small island.

Bears > Gorillas. #Science

Punched it RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY.

It was visible in the sky, despite being very small, meaning it wasn't that far up.

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Bears > Gorillas.

Show me a bear replicating DK's feat. uhuh

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Bears > Gorillas.

This is basic science. This is the first thing I learned in my elementary school science lessons.

Poor choice of words, man. Should this be true (I wouldn't know, but I make no claims to dispute it), I wouldn't use elementary school as an argument. 😆

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Show me a bear replicating DK's feat. uhuh

I can show you a magic Bear beating down Thor, as soon as I can find the scans again.

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Originally posted by Sacred 117
Poor choice of words, man. Should this be true (I wouldn't know, but I make no claims to dispute it), I wouldn't use elementary school as an argument. 😆

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Originally posted by CosmicComet
I can show you a magic Bear beating down Thor, as soon as I can find the scans again.

Is this bear Banjo by any chance? If not, then it won't matter, because we're talking about him and not some other bear.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
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I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me. Lol.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Donkey Kong punched le moon, man. LE MOON.

>le

I know this old but I have to put it out there. Kazooie shoots grenades out of her mouth.

Banjo was in a game with Diddy Kong DIDDIY KONG RACING. He was one of the second biggest character beside the Kremling. And if you've noticed Kremlings are taller than Donkey Kong (although I would never say their heavier or stronger). Banjo would be roughly the same height as Kong I think but not as bulky or strong. But still not far behind.

If it were just Kong and Banjo, Kong would win.

But coupled with Kazooie who shoots eggs, fire eggs, ice eggs, golden eggs, grenade eggs, mine eggs and cuckoo eggs. Plus the ability to fly. Banjo Kazzoie wins.

Plus Banjo beat Conga in the first world who is a gorilla ten times the size of Donkey Kong.

Sorry to revive the thread... I just really like those games.

..punching an island sized moon.

if Banjo gets Kazooie i say DK gets diddy's gear to be fair

Banjo without Kazooie and DK with Diddy's gear would both be CIS. Besides, DK far physically outclasses Banjo from what I can remember, so it's already plenty fair IMO.

True but when i think video game versus i just up and ignore feats and just use what characters can do during gameplay

Without them, you have virtually nothing. They allow us to make comparisons and draw conclusions from them. More often than not, you'll actually take cinematic showings over gameplay. Though consistent gameplay showings are not to discounted.