Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Hello, and welcome to another thinly-veiled Barker/Thoren shitposting thread. In this thread, we will discuss my lack of a love life and I will ask actual KMC females for their advice. In exchange, other failures can ask me for my shitty advice.

To start with: When is a guy supposed to kiss a girl? Some say 3rd date, some say 1st, some say never.

You should kiss a girl when she wants to kiss you too. Perhaps discuss it beforehand.

When she blinks, that's when you kiss her. On the boob.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You should kiss a girl when she wants to kiss you too. Perhaps discuss it beforehand.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
When she blinks, that's when you kiss her. On the boob.

500% sure, bro

Excellent thread.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Excellent thread.

I second this, except the exact opposite.

What does it mean when a girl tells you she's not wearing a bra

It means to stick it in her butt

I often find women are tolerant of anal sex.

what does it mean when a girl says she's never done that before

does it mean she's done it before

Yes.

Women always lie.

i might kill myself then

Sometimes they tell the truth doe

this is getting too complex for me

Enough of your words simpleton.

literally everyone i've asked (dozens) has said to stop trying to get with big nose for now and focus on new girl

Who is big nose. Do you feel like you sometimes reduce women to certain aspects of their appearance or personality?

it's more of an attempt to keep identities private.

even though we're fb friends and you could track me down if you wanted. crackers

Originally posted by Barker
it's more of an attempt to keep identities private.

even though we're fb friends and you could track me down if you wanted. crackers

What do you mean "if"?