The Thanos Test!!!

Started by TheGodKiller3 pages

"The Thanos Test!!!" title made me think about some sort of new pregnancy test which uses Thanos as a fetus-detecting marker of sorts...

Thanos could do everything H/P Doomsday did physically (other than the freaky mutations). People might be offended by the notion of Thanos wrecking Darkseid in only a few shots. But H/P Doomsday caught him off-guard almost completely. Peers can wreck each other in a few shots when they're caught off-guard completely. It's happened too often in comics to ignore, e.g., Captain Marvel two-shotting Superman with suckerpunches, Thor putting a hole right through Angrir from behind, Surfer wrecking BRB after a board-shot to the back of his head, etc.

In other words, Darkseid would have done better had he not been so supremely confident in himself to just walk away and turn his back.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Does Thanus get to blindside Ds?

Also can he fly without tech?

By the spirit of the thread, he gets placed in the exact same position H/P Doomsday was in. Which was inside rubble after being Omega Beam'd, and bursting out when Darkseid's back is turned and being able to pounce on him when he's off-guard.

He's levitated plenty of times. He doesn't really soar around like Superman. Anyway, H/P Doomsday can't fly, so does it even matter?

haha carver's such a master at creating threads like these.

i applaud.

And he probably stops at the end too if he gets bfred

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
"The Thanos Test!!!" title made me think about some sort of new pregnancy test which uses Thanos as a fetus-detecting marker of sorts...
Does that involve people peeing on him?

^Probably, I guess.

Sure HP surprised DS, but after he took 2 point blank OB that were meant to kill him. Thanos gets hit and he dies.

Just want to add to my point, I don't recall DS getting sucker punched to KO in any other fights. There are tons of fights where he gets blind sided even by superman but HP was the only one that came close to killing him with that tactic. If there is no other event of DS getting sucker punched to ko we can't assume that thanos can do the same.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
^Probably, I guess.
Im in.

Please dont disrespect the object of Quans worship like this.

Prepare for the Quan.

What is there to prepare?

Originally posted by Diesldude
Sure HP surprised DS, but after he took 2 point blank OB that were meant to kill him. Thanos gets hit and he dies.

You really think Darkseid would have killed Thanos based on what Thanos has survived?

Originally posted by ODG
Thanos could do everything H/P Doomsday did physically (other than the freaky mutations). People might be offended by the notion of Thanos wrecking Darkseid in only a few shots. But H/P Doomsday caught him off-guard almost completely. Peers can wreck each other in a few shots when they're caught off-guard completely. It's happened too often in comics to ignore, e.g., Captain Marvel two-shotting Superman with suckerpunches, Thor putting a hole right through Angrir from behind, Surfer wrecking BRB after a board-shot to the back of his head, etc.

In other words, Darkseid would have done better had he not been so supremely confident in himself to just walk away and turn his back. By the spirit of the thread, he gets placed in the exact same position H/P Doomsday was in. Which was inside rubble after being Omega Beam'd, and bursting out when Darkseid's back is turned and being able to pounce on him when he's off-guard.

He's levitated plenty of times. He doesn't really soar around like Superman. Anyway, H/P Doomsday can't fly, so does it even matter?

It was the writer's intention that HP DD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Darkseid. The whole scene with statements said points to it.

When CM, Surfer, etc. did the same thing it wasn't the writer's intention to show that they were>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than their victim. Those were legitimate sucker shots.

Lastly, Thanos is not as strong as DD as he is not as strong as Superman. Also he is not as fast nor has bony protrustions. So he couldn't have manhandled and sliced up Darkseid like that. His blows would have been less powerful, his speed much less (Darkseid can recover quicker), and no bony protrusions to cause greater damage.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
You really think Darkseid would have killed Thanos based on what Thanos has survived?

I think the OB would have vaporized Thanos going by what it did to those missiles.

Originally posted by h1a8
I think the OB would have vaporized Thanos going by what it did to those missiles.

That's stupid. Like, really mindnumbingly stupid.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
That's stupid. Like, really mindnumbingly stupid.

How would you compare Thanos durability to those missiles?
Can Superman with all his might damage Thanos at all?
He couldn't damage those missiles using all of his might.
And a half power the OB vaporized the missiles.
Imagine at full power how Thanos is going to fare.

Originally posted by zopzop
Surfer would transmute Darkseid into a dildo and pleasure Granny Goodness with it.

Goodness always repays a favor!

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
So a thread that guarantees replies from Abby, h1, carver, quan and others...

No please kill this before it starts

Hush.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
That's stupid. Like, really mindnumbingly stupid.

Why did you even waste an ounce of your time responding to him?

Originally posted by carver9
Why did you even waste an ounce of your time responding to him?

H1 actually made some good points to back up his stance. Jake deflected in a not so nice way.