I've spent a fortune
Wasted another one
On no count women
Running after me

I'm a Latter-Day
Indiana Jones
For astronomy
Not archaeology

Latter-Day Indiana Jones
At star parties around the globe
Scoping young beauties
On five continents

Latter-Day Indiana Jones
Every once in a while
I happen to score
And we consummate

Come to my telescope, honey
See the craters of the moon
I'll show you the rings of Saturn
Some young galaxies in bloom

We'll rendezvous in my hotel
Spend two nights together
Then I'm back on the plane
And gone forever

Latter-Day Indiana Jones
At star parties around the globe
Scoping young beauties
On five continents

Latter-Day Indiana Jones
Every once in a while
I happen to score
And we consummate

Jim Colyer ascap