The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Started by The Scenario87 pages

Yet Russell did die. Ganondorf came back.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Yet Russell did die. Ganondorf came back.
Dorf died at the end. Russell lived for close to 3,000 years.

Ganondorf always comes back.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dorf died at the end. Russell lived for close to 3,000 years.
3000 years in which he never accomplished what Ganon did in less than one.

Also, you never proved Ganon died.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
3000 years in which he never accomplished what Ganon did in less than one.

Also, you never proved Ganon died.

Russell accomplished far more. The guy lived in a progressive world not Hyrule.

Well, his eyes closing and a sword being lodged into him which dispels magic makes me believe he died.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Ganondorf always comes back.
Different Dorfs. Did he come back after Legend of Zelda one ?

Woo, Russell lives in a modern world where nothing big ever happens. Good for him.

In Hyrule a bad day means the local bomb crop is faulty or a dragon capable of busting entire regions has appeared and wants to eat you. haermm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Woo, Russell lives in a modern world where nothing big ever happens. Good for him.

In Hyrule a bad day means the local [b]bomb crop is faulty or a dragon capable of busting entire regions has appeared and wants to eat you. haermm [/B]

Vampires, Faeries, Maenads, etc. all happen and in this world the population and the technology shits on Hyrule.

In Hyrule one dragon can decimate the entire land.

Not even close.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Vampires, Faeries, Maenads, etc. all happen and in this world the population and the technology shits on Hyrule.

In Hyrule one dragon can decimate the entire land.

Not even close.


In Hyrule the dragons are regional deities with the power to destroy entire regions, something no Fae or vamp can claim.

Nothing that was used against Russell (Especially a stick, lol) would be worth dick against anything that's a threat to Hyrule.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
In Hyrule the dragons are regional deities with the power to destroy entire regions, something no Fae or vamp can claim.

Nothing that was used against Russell (Especially a stick, lol) would be worth dick against anything that's a threat to Hyrule.

The vampires would annihilate an dragons due to speed, strength, and modern weaponry.

Russell wouldn't lose to Link or the slow Sages. Thats Dorfs life.

😂

Quan +50 POINTS For railing all us nerds across the net and plataforms 👆

The vamps aren't all that fast, they're definitely not strong enough to hurt them, and no modern weapon not meant to cause a massive amount of damage is going to be of any use against them.

And yes, Russell would. Link's sword emits sunlight. We've been over this.

Vampires never use powerful weapons, though. They have machineguns at best.

Quite a few things in Hyrule would still wreck them.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Speak for yourself.

Look Quan, I know you aren't happy since I moved in, but you're just going to have to deal with it. Your father left, and he isn't coming back and its all your fault. He never loved you and you drove him away from your mother, and I hope that some day she will forgive you for that. In the meantime, I make her happy. There is room in her heart for both of us, and that is just the way you have to live now, alright?

She doesn't love you any less. She'll always love her little Quannie Kins.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
😂

Quan +50 POINTS For railing all us nerds across the net and plataforms 👆

Hush, nerd.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The vamps aren't all that fast, they're definitely not strong enough to hurt them, and no modern weapon not meant to cause a massive amount of damage is going to be of any use against them.

And yes, Russell would. Link's sword emits sunlight. We've been over this.

Russell is too fast for a link to draw his sword. We have been over this.
Originally posted by The Scenario
Vampires never use powerful weapons, though. They have machineguns at best.

Quite a few things in Hyrule would still wreck them.

😂 No.
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Look Quan, I know you aren't happy since I moved in, but you're just going to have to deal with it. Your father left, and he isn't coming back and its all your fault. He never loved you and you drove him away from your mother, and I hope that some day she will forgive you for that. In the meantime, I make her happy. There is room in her heart for both of us, and that is just the way you have to live now, alright?

She doesn't love you any less. She'll always love her little Quannie Kins.

So you finally get laid one time and think you're hot shit. Always remember I've nailed younger and hotter than you.

2013 is the year I defeated the LLLC club. Let it live in infamy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Hush, nerd.

Always remember I've nailed younger and hotter men than you ever had.

so this is the real you.

Originally posted by Boss16
so this is the real you.
Believe it, freak.

You didn't get it. You fail.

Originally posted by quanchi112
😂 No

True Blood is a really weak universe.

You should play Metroid. Samus could solo all of True Blood.