The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Started by ScreamPaste87 pages

You heard it here first, Quan likes transexual men more than his own mother.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You heard it here first, Quan likes transexual men more than his own mother.
My mom isn't a UFC fighter. Unlike you I don't lie.

Originally posted by quanchi112
My mom isn't a UFC fighter. Unlike you I don't lie.
My mom would've broken Silva's leg for him.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
My mom would've broken Silva's leg for him.
Another epic lie.

You're jealous of my mother's superior foitin' skills.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're jealous of my mother's superior foitin' skills.
Pics.

Here we see her with her back to a castle she has single handedly sieged and taken against a host of weak and useless wizards. It's some sort of school or something.

And here we see here wrestling a wild cat with her bare hands. You can see the rage in the beast's eyes!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Here we see her with her back to a castle she has single handedly sieged and taken against a host of weak and useless wizards. It's some sort of school or something.

And here we see here wrestling a wild cat with her bare hands. You can see the rage in the beast's eyes!

I want to see her feet on top of someone's chest after she defeated them in combat.

YouTube video

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Originally posted by BloodRain
YouTube video

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I cannot see this video.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Come out of the shadows Scenario and reveal yourself.

Glad to know I'm always in your heart, quan. Your love will feed me for quite a while.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Glad to know I'm always in your heart, quan. Your love will feed me for quite a while.
Quit lurking about and come out and face me.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Here we see her with her back to a castle she has single handedly sieged and taken against a host of weak and useless wizards. It's some sort of school or something.

And here we see here wrestling a wild cat with her bare hands. You can see the rage in the beast's eyes!

I'd **** your mom.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quit lurking about and come out and face me.

Say "please."

Or "I beg you, my Queen."

Either one will do.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Say "please."

Or "I beg you, my Queen."

Either one will do.

Watch how you address your king.

When I was a young boy

Originally posted by NemeBro
When I was a young boy
You still are young and quite frail.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Watch how you address your king.

Any way I please?

Oh, you could also call me "master," that would be good. Or "mistress," if you prefer.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Any way I please?

Oh, you could also call me "master," that would be good. Or "mistress," if you prefer.

I am your king do not attempt levity to lighten your punishment.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am your king do not attempt levity to lighten your punishment.

Oh?

What is my punishment?