The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

You heard it here first, Quan likes transexual men more than his own mother.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You heard it here first, Quan likes transexual men more than his own mother.
My mom isn't a UFC fighter. Unlike you I don't lie.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by quanchi112
My mom isn't a UFC fighter. Unlike you I don't lie.
My mom would've broken Silva's leg for him.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
My mom would've broken Silva's leg for him.
Another epic lie.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

You're jealous of my mother's superior foitin' skills.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're jealous of my mother's superior foitin' skills.
Pics.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Here we see her with her back to a castle she has single handedly sieged and taken against a host of weak and useless wizards. It's some sort of school or something.

And here we see here wrestling a wild cat with her bare hands. You can see the rage in the beast's eyes!

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Here we see her with her back to a castle she has single handedly sieged and taken against a host of weak and useless wizards. It's some sort of school or something.

And here we see here wrestling a wild cat with her bare hands. You can see the rage in the beast's eyes!

I want to see her feet on top of someone's chest after she defeated them in combat.

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quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by BloodRain
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The Scenario Greater Sci-Fi combatant
Originally posted by quanchi112
Come out of the shadows Scenario and reveal yourself.

Glad to know I'm always in your heart, quan. Your love will feed me for quite a while.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Scenario
Glad to know I'm always in your heart, quan. Your love will feed me for quite a while.
Quit lurking about and come out and face me.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Here we see her with her back to a castle she has single handedly sieged and taken against a host of weak and useless wizards. It's some sort of school or something.

And here we see here wrestling a wild cat with her bare hands. You can see the rage in the beast's eyes!

I'd **** your mom.

The Scenario Greater Sci-Fi combatant
Originally posted by quanchi112
Quit lurking about and come out and face me.

Say "please."

Or "I beg you, my Queen."

Either one will do.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Scenario
Say "please."

Or "I beg you, my Queen."

Either one will do.

Watch how you address your king.

NemeBro Senior Member

When I was a young boy

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by NemeBro
When I was a young boy
You still are young and quite frail.

The Scenario Greater Sci-Fi combatant
Originally posted by quanchi112
Watch how you address your king.

Any way I please?

Oh, you could also call me "master," that would be good. Or "mistress," if you prefer.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Scenario
Any way I please?

Oh, you could also call me "master," that would be good. Or "mistress," if you prefer.

I am your king do not attempt levity to lighten your punishment.

The Scenario Greater Sci-Fi combatant
Originally posted by quanchi112
I am your king do not attempt levity to lighten your punishment.

Oh?

What is my punishment?