Ultimate Thor vs Red Norvell

Red Norvell and Ulti. Thor are busy arguing who's the real Thor, all while 616 Thor enjoys the argument from a distance.

Push comes to shove and hammers start swinging, so who's the last one standing?

VS

Winner gets the honor of being disintegrated by a Godblast from 616 Thor.

Norvell obviously.

Sorry if this is a dumb question but who is Red Norvell?

Some camera reporter who gained the powers of Thor by putting on special gloves to lift Mjolnir and having Thor's essence fused into him. He was then given his own hammer. He's basically a red neck Beta Ray Bill.

If he is anywhere near equal to Thor he stomps Ultimate Thor and takes his god blast reward like a champ while poor ultimate Thor must settle for being featured in a currently on going series (ultimates)

I'd like to see scans of Reds fights, can't be many fights to speak of lol