Hit Girl vs The Bride

Originally posted by KingD19
A blade fight or a fist fight shouldn't change Hit Girl's supposed speed. What you're saying is, if Frank had a weapon, and Hit Girl had a weapon, she'd have died instead of getting beat up, because he still took her down when she attacked him. If he'd had a blade, it wouldn't have been a kick to the face.

Yeah. I watched it. Even the part where Hit Girl tried to fight a mob boss and nearly got killed for her trouble.

And he wasn't a world class assassin.

Mhm, and you do realize that during that scene, she:

A: Had no guns, and B: fought foolishly.

Any idiot knows this.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
B: fought foolishly.

Why she dies here ✅

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why she dies here ✅

Because she's not the world's best assassin like 47, who would never have made such a mistake. 👆

Lol, dodge. Thanks for playing, concession accepted.

Next?

waiting for this to go 30 pages of nonsense..

the pedophiliac kid known as hit girl gets gutted or her head slashed off

/the end

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, dodge. Thanks for playing, concession accepted.

Next?

I didn't dodge anything. Hit Girl got WTFpwned when she got caught off guard. 47, even when he was caught off guard in the hotel, still WTFpwned everybody and escaped (HG would have drowned)

My apologies, wrong thread. I think the exact opposite. Gogo posed a threat to the Bride, and Hit Girl was far more agile than Gogo (or any member of the DiVAS). And this is purely a bladefight, so McDojo kicking her ass is irrelevant. Gogo had no H2H feats either, and she posed a clear threat to the Bride, so it can be reasoned that Hit Girl, who is far more agile in blade combat, will as well.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I didn't dodge anything. Hit Girl got WTFpwned when she got caught off guard. 47, even when he was caught off guard in the hotel, still WTFpwned everybody and escaped (HG would have drowned)

Nothing.

HG rapes.

Indeed.

Also should be mentioned that the Bride got ambushed by Bud in the same manner as HG, so it's not like the Bride has superior reflexes. If someone is trying to argue that she does, they will have to prove that she could have made it down that hallway like HG did. Because that's definitely the best reflex feat out of the characters.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indeed.

Also should be mentioned that the Bride got ambushed by Bud in the same manner as HG, so it's not like the Bride has superior reflexes. If someone is trying to argue that she does, they will have to prove that she could have made it down that hallway like HG did. Because that's definitely the best reflex feat out of the characters.

Bride got ambushed by Bud. As soon as she opened the door, he shot her in the gut with rock salt.

Hit Girl walked in on Frank and Red Mist, Red Mist and Kick-Ass fought out of the room, then she attacked Frank and got beat up. There was no ambush involved.

Originally posted by Lestov16
My apologies, wrong thread. I think the exact opposite. Gogo posed a threat to the Bride, and Hit Girl was far more agile than Gogo (or any member of the DiVAS). And this is [b]purely a bladefight, so McDojo kicking her ass is irrelevant. Gogo had no H2H feats either, and she posed a clear threat to the Bride, so it can be reasoned that Hit Girl, who is far more agile in blade combat, will as well. [/B]

Gogo had a ball and chain weapon which gave her an advantage. She still died. Hitgirl loses

Originally posted by juggerman
Gogo had a ball and chain weapon which gave her an advantage. She still died. Hitgirl loses

don't worry just sit back and laugh like i am.. this thread will go from 2 pages to 30 in no time flat because people will puff up Hit Girl like she is some all powerful demi God when the fact is she wasn't all that

Hit Girl destroys Beatrix, as KA2 proves. /thread

Can't see Beatrix pulling off what Hit Girl did in KA2.

Which was pretty much the van scene.

Anything else and Beatrix wins. Which is why I see a close range fight between the two ending with the Bride cutting through her with ease.

This reminds of tht hit girl vs gogo thread rj made

Hitgirl loses hard

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn

Hitgirl loses hard

Nope. she pawns

Hit Girl put up a good fight against Mother Russia, who can rip the doors off of cars, and is a way better foe than any opponent Bride has ever faced /fact

Hit Girl killing a man with his own finger is more impressive than any kill Bride ever did /fact

Hit Girl doing gymnastics on top of a moving van is more impressive than anything Bride ever did /fact

HG has better stats than Bride. She has better feats than Bride. She wins.

Word.