After carefull observation I can officially say that Tingle is the gayest character in video game history. He's wearing those green tights(green being the official horny color) he always has his hand out like a lady in waiting, he's always throwing that confetti around, he's always dancing, he lives on an Island in a big long tower that from afar resembles a penis, he has those other two tingle slaves working and sweating non-stop! He continutally dances and crosses his legs......It just goes on and on!