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Ted vs Mini Me

Ted the talking teddy bear from "Ted" vs Mini Me from the Austin Powers trilogy.

Fight in the Thunderdome from Mad Max.

Winner gets to have anal sex with Scarlett Johansson.

1) Hand to hand.

2) Both have cute, little, proportionally sized swords.

To the death.

Robtard Senor Member

Re: Ted vs Mini Me

Ted

the ninjak FRINGE Division

If they are strapped to elastic ropes like in Thunderdome then Mini Me should win the second no probs.
Ted doesn't weigh anything. Mini Me should at least be able to reach a chainsaw or something.

Mini Me probably wins the first as well.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

neither as they poop themselves out.. both look at scarjo and faint because they can't deal with her hotness..

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
neither as they poop themselves out.. both look at scarjo and faint because they can't deal with her hotness..

I wanna drink what you're drinkin.

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BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Originally posted by the ninjak
I wanna drink what you're drinkin.

well i hope you like dasani bottled water

besides i'm gonna have some fun with a lot of threads

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Ted was beating on a full grown man and hurting him.

Also, Ted regularly f*cks really hot chicks, so he'd have no problem with ScarJo.

Ted wins both as Mini Me wasn't impressive at all.

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Mini Me beat the ever loving shit out of Powers, plus he has insane damage soak.

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KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

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The same can be said for Ted. He didn't lift John over his head, but he clearly beat the crap out of him and his damage soak/damage output is even more impressive considering he's a teddy bear.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

With swords? Mini Me. He can easily survive blunt trauma and the vacuum of space, a sword won't do shit against him. One slice and Ted's dead, baby.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

A sword will slice him like a normal person. You can't give him resistances he never showed.

Zack Fair Fanboy

lol wtf is this thread

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by KingD19
A sword will slice him like a normal person. You can't give him resistances he never showed.

Have you seen what space does to the body? If he's so durable as to survive that, he can handle a freakin sword.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

We also saw Mustafa take ungodly amounts of punishment, but when he got shot he died. And Ted should also be able to survive in space since he's a bear, but we know a sword would cut him.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by KingD19
We also saw* Mustafa take ungodly amounts of punishment, but when he got shot he died. And Ted should also be able to survive in space since he's a bear**, but we know a sword would cut him.

* No we didn't.

** Bears die in space too.

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Ted could survive, methinks.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Though the anal sex reward is kind of wasted on him. It's more like cotton humping.

juggerman Senior Member

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Though the anal sex reward is kind of wasted on him. It's more like cotton humping.

He never said the winner would be the "pitcher" in the anal sex

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Mini Me picked up and spun Powers then threw him.

Ted had an arm ripped off by a psycho dad.

Mini Me wins this fight in both scenarios.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
well i hope you like dasani bottled water
besides i'm gonna have some fun with a lot of threads

We are buddies. I was joshin.