My Little Pony vs Care Bears

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My Little Pony vs Care Bears

All of the Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi and Alicorns of the land of Equestria (and any other misc citizens of other species)

VS

All of the Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins of Care-a-lot

The plot gods of decreed that only one magical land of love and friendship can be allowed to exist. All out war between these magical lands of children's cartoons has been declared. Blood lust is in effect. Who will win?

Care Bears destroy those half retarded pony fools threw superior love and friendship.

Celestia crashes the sun into carebear Earth. 😬

All I know the Care Bears can do combat-wise is shoot love/friendship out of their stomachs. I can see Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie dodging those with little difficulty and if you ask me, either one could solo them winnies and throwing in the Alicorns just makes it overkill (more than overkill actually) but I hardly ever watched Care Bears so there might be something I'm missing here but I'm pretty sure no matter what they got, they have nothing on an Atomic Rainboom. Hell, I bet they have nothing on Fluttershy's Stare.

Carebear Stare nullifies any hateful or aggressive thought in their mind. They won't be able to attack.

Except their attacks are powered by friendship. The carebear stare would only forth a quicker death for the teddies.

Doesn't matter what it's powered by, they won't be causing any harm to the bears because they are hit with the stare. You don't want to hurt anyone out of hate, anger, friendship or anything. they'll care.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Carebear Stare nullifies any hateful or aggressive thought in their mind. They won't be able to attack.

The Care Bears would be too intimidated by Fluttershy's Stare to do anything.

Care Bear stare ftw

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Doesn't matter what it's powered by, they won't be causing any harm to the bears because they are hit with the stare. You don't want to hurt anyone out of hate, anger, friendship or anything. they'll care.

Even if they managed to stare Celestia from inside her castle, she'd get angry again when the carebears started being ineffectual dicks to her subjects. They have no winning scenario.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Even if they managed to stare Celestia from inside her castle, she'd get angry again when the carebears started being ineffectual dicks to her subjects. They have no winning scenario.

There is no anger that can overpower the stare.

How many care bears are there?

Okay so Fluttershy is being ignored here apparently so let's try something different. Can the stare phase through shields? 'Cause Shining Armor and/or Princess Cadence can just raise a barrier and open it on occasions when the unicorns want to take pot shots at the bears.

IDK, enough to kick it old school and stare them down until they're their retro 90s counterpart.

Do they have any form of military?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Okay so Fluttershy is being ignored here apparently so let's try something different. Can the stare phase through shields? 'Cause Shining Armor and/or Princess Cadence can just raise a barrier and open it on occasions when the unicorns want to take pot shots at the bears.

Nothing resists the Stare, you can't shield your emotions from them. Just let the love in and prosper.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Do they have any form of military?

Do you need a military to beat someone who may have a military?

It helps.

Also, all citizens of equestria. BRING ON THE DRAGONS!

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Nothing resists the Stare, you can't shield your emotions from them. Just let the love in and prosper.

Be serious for a moment. The Care Bear Stare is a beam and anything that takes a form of a projectile can be deflected and unless I see them destroying some form of magical shield, there's no chance of them getting through SA and PC's defenses.

So maybe twenty bears have to go up against four alicorns, an unicorn army, over fifty dragons, a tribe of buffalo warriors, the wonderbolts, and the elements of harmony. As well as the other citizens and any beast in the everfree Forrest. Good luck.