Robtard vs Quanchi

Robtard, McLane's right one, is straight out of Bruce Willis' kick ass academy. Armed with two glock 9's and a lot of luck, he takes on Quanchi. Quan is armed with a large cast iron skillet and he has his daisy dukes on.

Fight takes place in Rogue Jedi's house.

Who takes it?

The creepy factor has somehow exceeded maximum levels

Quan by a landslide. His derp is the strongest there is and he has enough magic to bend time, space and probability. Daisy dukes also raise his intimidation factor threw the roof.

Who is this who has the grudge against Quan?

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Who is this who has the grudge against Quan?

I'm a sock you just made

Originally posted by Duncan_MacLeod
I'm a sock you just made

Mods intervene & order Rob & Quan to kiss & make-up.

Quan gets banned for using too much tongue.

Rob uses quan's Thanos/Russell/Voldemort dildo to rape him to near death. Mods arrive to stop the massacre but are too late. As ever, a severely bleeding and violated quan proclaims victory before losing the last bit of his consciousness and being rolled off to the nearest dispensary.

Rob gets banned from the forum for five years, with high likelihoods of early parole. Quan gets banned from his virginity permanently.

In the end no matter whichever of them wins, Duncan_MacLeod definitely loses.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
As ever, a severely bleeding and violated quan proclaims victory before losing the last bit of his consciousness

😂

Repent, for I am your king. Robtard has no chance against my logic and reasoning.

Originally posted by Duncan_MacLeod
Robtard, McLane's right one, is straight out of Bruce Willis' kick ass academy. Armed with two glock 9's and a lot of luck, he takes on Quanchi.

dont forget the switchblade. remember he's mexican.

Ah, there's nothing like an old school sock like The Judge to kindle some loving emotions.