Voldemort vs Starkiller

Started by Impediment2 pages

Voldemort vs Starkiller

Voldemort from the Harry Potter film franchise.

versus

Starkiller from the Force Unleashed video games.

Fight takes place in the main courtyard of The Citadel from Mass Effect.

Standard equipment is issued. CIS is off. No BFR.

Both start 50 yards apart.

1) No knowledge of one another.
2) Full knowledge of one another.

Winner by death.

With CIS off? haermm Starkiller wrecks both rounds.

Yeah, Starkiller owns.

Hmm.

What if CIS was on?

Right away, I'd like to be honest by saying I can already see HP fans spamming AK arguments like hell. With that said, I believe Starkiller has more than enough Force power to contend with Volde's magic, on top of the fact that his magic can be blocked. With that taken into consideration, Starkiller can fight at close quarters, whereas Voldemort cannot. Sorry, Volde. Nothing personal. Starkiller ROFLrapes.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm.

What if CIS was on?

Then, theoretically, it's anyone's game because fans can then just make shit up. Lol.

Yeah. I misjudged the compatibility of these two, methinks.

Originally posted by Impediment
Yeah. I misjudged the compatibility of these two, methinks.

Eh. It happens. Hell, I do it all the time. Lol.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm.

What if CIS was on?

Starkiller doesn't hold back.

CIS on or off, this guy has the power to atomize Voldemort with a single Force Wave.

Let's see.

The guy who can pull down starships vs the guy who for the life of him can't manage to down a normal 17 year old boy.

Seems fair.

He looks so angry.. 🙁

Voldemort has no nose.......

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Voldemort has no nose.......

No, and if he did, Starkiller would just lightscissor that shit off for him.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
No, and if he did, Starkiller would just lightscissor that shit off for him.

😄 Well I guess we can all agree that Starkiller forces Volde to dig his own grave using his only his mouth.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
😄 Well I guess we can all agree that Starkiller forces Volde to dig his own grave using his only his mouth.

Upon the grave's completion, Volde will also be forced to triple backflip into it using his d**k as a pogo stick.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Upon the grave's completion, Volde will also be forced to triple backflip into it using his d**k as a pogo stick.

Christ. Almost feel sorry for Volde. Almost.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Christ. Almost feel sorry for Volde. Almost.

Yeah, but he made the mistake of coming to The Citadel and f**king with Starkiller (who I guess was there for some reason).

Galen destroys Voldy

Starkiller dominates with the force.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
With CIS off? haermm Starkiller wrecks both rounds.