Russell Edgington tries to stop Dangoro

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Russell Edgington tries to stop Dangoro

Russell Edgington is given the Iron Boots. Dangoro is going to roll into him like he did Link, what happens?

This is spite, dude.

He tilts the living shit out of it.

Russell doesn't need the iron boots to stop him.

Russell gets flattened

Originally posted by juggerman
Russell gets flattened
Based on ?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
This is spite, dude.
I know, but Quan wanted to compare feats, I figured I'd go for one that's actually relevant, Link's durability compared to Russell's inadequate strength.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I know, but Quan wanted to compare feats, I figured I'd go for one that's actually relevant, Link's durability compared to Russell's inadequate strength.

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Russell doesn't need the boots. Link can't even stop a goat without using the proper technique. Russell also has greater velocity to aid him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell doesn't need the boots. Link can't even stop a goat without using the proper technique. Russell also has greater velocity to aid him.

Russell has 0 velocity because he can't move in the boots.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Russell has 0 velocity because he can't move in the boots.
He does need not need the boots. If he has them he just stops the Goron just the same.

Unlike Link he doesn't need to cheat.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He does need not need the boots. If he has them he just stops the Goron just the same.

Unlike Link he doesn't need to cheat.


He's wearing the boots, as per the OP.

Notably, this prevents any form of attempted survival, as Russell is not strong enough to actually move in the boots, he's rooted in place without the strength or durability to defend himself. He dies.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
He's wearing the boots, as per the OP.

Notably, this prevents any form of attempted survival, as Russell is not strong enough to actually move in the boots, he's rooted in place without the strength or durability to defend himself. He dies.

Then be easily stops him. Stronger than both Bo and Link.

If he can palm a car he can move in the boots. Don't be silly. He'd be far faster in the boots than Link is in them.

Russell easily prevails.

When has Russel shown the leg strength to lift something like the boots?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Then be easily stops him. Stronger than both Bo and Link.

If he can palm a car he can move in the boots. Don't be silly. He'd be far faster in the boots than Link is in them.

Russell easily prevails.


haermm Stronger than characters with better strength feats than him?

The boots weigh significantly more than the car. Russell is immobile.

Prove it. c:

Russell succeeds.

I see what you're doing Wei. Oh, I do. I'll remember this. Yes, I will.

Taze the gorilla anus.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Taze the gorilla anus.
Hey, man. If you want I can put Iron Fist against Voldemort or something and offload the anus to your taser for a while.

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Originally posted by XanatosForever
When has Russel shown the leg strength to lift something like the boots?
He has strength to palm cars and slap heads off. Bo and Link used the boots successfully.

😂

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
haermm Stronger than characters with better strength feats than him?

The boots weigh significantly more than the car. Russell is immobile.

Prove it. c:

Russell has superior combat strength feats which I believe is far more impressive than lifting unquantifiable objects.

Prove it.

I already have with the car which he easily palmed. No degree of difficulty unlike Link with the boots on.