Walker and Texas Ranger versus Hit Girl

Walker and Texas Ranger, sons of Ricky Bobby, versus Hit Girl.

Walker and TR are both jacked up on mountain dew and are armed with prison shanks. HG (first movie version only) is in her schoolgirl outfit and armed with an unsharpened pencil.

Fight takes place in a high school gym. Who wins?

Hit girl in double rape stomp.

Lol prolly.

I see Walker and TR taking this.

Hitgirl had a hard time against Frank D'Amico.

Hit Girl rapes , and several threads need to be adjusted to include her Kick Ass 2 feats. She put up a pretty good fight against Mother Russia, an ex-SPETSNAZ beast who could causally rip the doors off of cars and throw them at people, and HG killed a man with his own finger. These children have no chance.

EDIT- my apologies. Didn't read the OP saying 1st film only (although given how she mowed through those drug dealers, and how Frank was a certified karate black belt (highest rank), which neither of these kids are, and caught her completely off guard, which neither of these kids will, she rapes here anyways)

nobody feackin' beats Chuck Norris, especially not some little kid who wasn't all that to begin with..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
nobody feackin' beats Chuck Norris, especially not some little kid who wasn't all that to begin with..

She isn't fighting Norris. Its Ricky Bobbies two kids.

Walker kills D'Amico and therefore beats HG down.
The fact he has a partner makes it a complete beatdown.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Hit Girl rapes , and several threads need to be adjusted to include her Kick Ass 2 feats. She put up a pretty good fight against Mother Russia, an ex-SPETSNAZ beast who could causally rip the doors off of cars and throw them at people, and HG killed a man with his own finger. These children have no chance.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
nobody feackin' beats Chuck Norris, especially not some little kid who wasn't all that to begin with..

Walker and friend kicks her ass.

Sorry FR but she ain't making it out of here.

Dude, this was meant to be a joke thread. HG rapes here, hard and long.