5 navy seals vs batman

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5 navy seals vs batman

h2h only.

Why do you hate navy seals?

20 might do it.....but 5?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Why do you hate navy seals?

Hey, if these are navy-trained leopard seals, and it's an in-water fight, Batman's in big trouble, those pinnipeds are fast and dangerous!

Batman stomps..

Originally posted by Q99
Hey, if these are navy-trained leopard seals, and it's an in-water fight, Batman's in big trouble, those pinnipeds are fast and dangerous!

The Batsuit carries oxygen tanks and he is also an olympian trained swimmer ..

Batman.

These are America's finest soldiers you are talking about here.

Batman has no ****ing chance.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Why do you hate navy seals?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Batman stomps..

The Batsuit carries oxygen tanks and he is also an olympian trained swimmer ..

Being an olympic swimmer won't save you from leopard seals! They're way better than even a peak human swimmer could ever be.

Its official even when its our greatest soldiers The Dc fanboys cant help but go for their imaginary superhero.

Of course it is, and it has nothing to do with fanboys. People limited by what's real can't stand up to people who aren't.

Originally posted by battlemaster161
Its official even when its our greatest soldiers The Dc fanboys cant help but go for their imaginary superhero.

How is it even relevant that the Navy Seals are the greatest soldiers? They are fighting a imaginary character that for all intents and purposes are beyond human.

I just lost my shit imagining 5 navy seals being called in for training and their superior officer is just like "Prepare yourself, for the most rigorous task of your life..Every one of your skills will be pushed to the very limit, some of you may not return from this training excercise..but the ones who do will have unparalleled close combat skills...are you ready?" then they're all standing in a room and he just throws a batman comic on the floor and runs out.

Like two come out bloody and broken just to walk straight into a human sized cardboard cutout of Big Boss....they're never heard from again.