Battlezone: Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Thats right motherphuckers. We're doing this, to settle this once and for all, because both have new projects coming out (Live Another Day and Die Hardest), and because we're all bored.

I will represent Bauer. I ask the challenger be familiar with all 8 seasons of 24 (and 24: Redemption), as well as the 5 Die Hard films.

Let's go.

1) Unarmed H2H deathmatch in Mr. Miyagi's karate dojo
2) Gunfight in empty Penn Station; Both get Berettas with unlimited ammunition
3) Melee brawl in the Initech Office Building
4) Jack Bauer must complete the 5 Die Hard films. McClane must complete 24. Who has an easier time beating the other's franchise?
5) Who has saved the most lives?

Mother of God.

I foresee 50+ pages of nonsensical frothing of the mouths.

I know Robbie won't ever have he guts to do this. Maybe Saddie might be a man for once and step up. Doubtful though.

Originally posted by Impediment
Mother of God.

I foresee 50+ pages of nonsensical frothing of the mouths.

i was thinking the same damn thing..

Uh-oh. Shit idea alert...

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Yawwwwwn.

McClane wins.
He saved the world from econmic turmoil and widespread nuclear terrorism and did it with less help from Bauer, and didn't die once.
End/Thread, cue Lizzie crying lots and lots and lots.

That's really disgusting, Sadako. Please put the picture and youtube video in a link or something. Please. That's the exact kind of nonsense Imp was speaking of.

And there will be no vitriol since there will be a purely objective debate between two people who have a full knowledge of both character's feats. Who would wish to step forward?

No its not.
This thread of yours is, though.
(The sounds are of you being a clown, and Jack Bauer sitting in a fly infested shithouse on hearing that he has to face McClane.)

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You're a bit of a douchebag. People usually get labelled as a troll and banned for spam-trolling threads with multiple auto-playing (you admitted you do this intentionally) videos like you do. Maybe you have some kind of impunity because of your longevity here, but yeah, it makes you look like a dick.

Hey you're the one setting up a bait thread out of butthurt with all douchey talk like "lets settle this once and for all"... and trying to bowl around all puffed up for people to 'be a man for once and step up' etc..

You therefore asked for what a load of old shit it is to be pointed out.

Its not spam. Unlike your 731st butthurt McClane Bauer thread.

You're not the person I'll be debating with. You clearly don't qualify. Matter of fact, since your 24 ignorance disqualifies you, I'll be putting you on ignore in about 3 seconds. So peace to da east.

Well given your past ignoring of McScreenfeats and evidence and over-amping of Bauer that means nothing coming from you.

3 seconds too long.

I'll let you get back to your butthurt rage and tears, then. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
You're a bit of a douchebag. People usually get labelled as a troll and banned for spam-trolling threads with multiple auto-playing (you admitted you do this intentionally) videos like you do. Maybe you have some kind of impunity because of your longevity here, but yeah, it makes you look like a dick.

Originally posted by quanchi112
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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How can this be a battlezone when two debaters (and judges) haven't been announced yet to argue what has already been done a hundred times before?

Originally posted by the ninjak
How can this be a battlezone when two debaters (and judges) haven't been announced yet to argue what has already been done a hundred times before?

Bauer is clearly better.

Originally posted by quanchi112
man up and accept his challenge. I know you never will but self respect would make you feel good.

I'll always has self respect as long as I'm not you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I'll always has self respect as long as I'm not you.