Sweden legalizes Public Masturbation, who else is going there on Holiday?
Sometimes I think, "Sweden you wonderful Socialist/Liberal Paradise", other times I think, "Sweden put it away".
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/19/sweden-allows-public-masturbation/
There's nothing here about public masturbation being legalized in Sweden, all it says is that a case against a 65 year old man caught masturbating in public was thrown out because the court ruled it didn't count as "sexual assault" as he wasn't focusing his attention on anyone. As stated at the end of the article, the act is still considered "disorderly conduct." All that happened was that the prosecutor aimed too high with his charge of sexual assault and now he has to let the old man go.
Originally posted by Omega Vision
There's nothing here about public masturbation being legalized in Sweden, all it says is that a case against a 65 year old man caught masturbating in public was thrown out because the court ruled it didn't count as "sexual assault" as he wasn't focusing his attention on anyone. As stated at the end of the article, the act is still considered "disorderly conduct." All that happened was that the prosecutor aimed too high with his charge of sexual assault and now he has to let the old man go.
So basically "Turkey Pie" is as bad as some biased news source just trying to get ratings with misleading titles. But without the audience or actual ad revenue.
👇 @ this thread.
4 More Internet News Stories That Were Clearly BS#4 - Public Masturbation Isn't Really Legal in Sweden, Guys
According to Gawker, Huffington Post, and even Time, residents of Sweden are officially allowed to masturbate on public beaches under the condition that the act isn't "dedicated" to any one individual. It's all thanks to one brave pioneer who was acquitted for such an act because he had not directed his manhandling at any particular person (or fish, we hope). Upon the ruling, the prosecutor was quoted ceding all future beachside jacking: "With that we can conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach." A great day for freedom!
And so, with those magic words, masturbation was henceforth declared legal across the land, as men, women, and children rejoiced together but without directly pointing their genitals at one another -- or not, because the whole thing was a misunderstanding. Had anyone bothered to drop the original article in Google Translate (or show it to a Swedish person), they would have realized that the guy actually said the opposite: "We CANNOT conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach."
In other words, you can stop packing.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-more-internet-news-stories-that-were-clearly-b.s./
/facepalm, 2013 guys, you are on a computer with the internet...
Originally posted by Oliver North
Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors. I can harness hatred for productive endeavors now, without it I won't go the distance I can with it.
This measly focalin normally doesn't do jack-shit, but now I have two pills this morning, skipped a day. I feel a little more of a rush.
Originally posted by Dolos
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors.
What does legal matter to a guy like you, dude? Grow some! Man up!
Originally posted by Dolos
Aggrevated assault, first offense, because of the circumstances I got only few months. When in possession of drugs, well, first even to get them I have to submit and cooperate for others (which is against my philosophy), but when caught in possession I get 30 years automatically unless I give them all dealers associated then I'm compromising and giving up these people who I went to (against my philosophy), and then still going into an institution for 10 or so years (serving anything, like sentence, against my philosophy) and there are still cliques I must conform to there (conforming is against my philosophy). I'm not bending anymore like I have in the past.
Look Dolos, you're 20, young and probably cute. Your time inside wouldn't be so hard. 😉
Originally posted by Dolos
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors. I can harness hatred for productive endeavors now, without it I won't go the distance I can with it.This measly focalin normally doesn't do jack-shit, but now I have two pills this morning, skipped a day. I feel a little more of a rush.
hmmm, Dolos or the entire field of neuropharmacology, who to trust....