Why Are Guys So Silly?

Felt like asking guys a few questions, because obiviously I don't understand them in the least bit. I was online last night chatting with two friends of mine, both of the male gender, when one decides to accuse me of liking the other one. Telling me I was leading him on! Well I have to keep telling this guy that I just had my heart broken and I don't like his friend, but still he persist. This is after he dumped his g/f who is a freshman to ask me to Prom, to which I declined and I found out he had a girlfriend last night. Hmm, meanwhile he has been calling me asking me out on a date and I have declined many times. So why are men so silly? Or perhaps it is only American guys? Or maybe it is just the men attracted to me.

It's all guys. It's girls as well, they are just silly in another way.

Guys always like to fantasise about a life where everything has worked out just the way they wanted it to and when talking to a nice girl certain possibilities go through their heads. If they even SUSPECT that anything is getting in the way of that, it is possible to feel betrayed even though the whole thing was unreal.

I see...I keep wondering if there is even a gentleman left in the world

Plenty! That's just a general trend, it doesn;t mean every single boy in the world ever is going to get narked just because you are talking to another boy. Not everyone will explode like that.

(Offers hand to Padme)

Thanks Ush. I thought the last one was a gentleman, and look how bad my perception was of it

Things go wrong, Padme. As far as you being in a great relationship that has gone horrible for reasons you cannot understand, that is just you, me, and just about everyone else on the planet that has felt that at some point.

(Holds Padme's hand)

Of course, you understand that if you talk to any other men around here I will have to kill, you, yeah?

Too many times nice guys get dumped on, they then become a little wary and do not give themselves as fully as they should. Then you see nice girls being mis-treated by total arseholes and you wonder why they keep going back for more. Nice guys don’t get noticed, you need to look deeper. Sometimes guys put up a macho front especially in front of other guys, you need to give people time and get to know them a little better, there are plenty of gentlemen around, just look harder.

(puts on Gentleman's Hat)

Want one, Corran?

I have one at home thank you all the same. It is with my cloak and cane.

(Puts on two hats)

Padme it would also appear that this guy seems to be completely besotted with you, you may need to treat him with kid gloves to let him down nicely.

Hey, no need to talk about me as if I am not here... oh... wait... I see...

hey padmeS..
would you go out on a date with me??

🙄

Why didn't *I* think of saying that?

foiled again.

Curses...

hmm what am I going to do?

about what?????? 😉

Want a hug whilst you decide?

Any other things you find silly about guys, whilst you are at it?