Forrest Gump Vs Van Zan

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Battle of the mentally disadvantaged

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Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Forrest Gump Vs Van Zan

Forrest Gump tires of being a millionaire and goes to apply his tireless shrimpfishing skills to Dragon killing.
Along the way, he encounters the grunting, posey Van Zan and being an intellectual equal, he challenges Van Zan to a fight when they end up hunting he same dragon.

Fight takes place at an old woodchipper factory in the ruins of London, that looks eerily like the old steel mill in Robocop.

Fight is H2H to the KO, then in part two: "To the death."
Part three: Chess
Part four: Ping Pong
Who wins.

TheGodKiller True Killer

Woodchipper, easily.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Gump pwns 1 and 2 with no effort. He wins the others by forfeit because Van Zan is too stupid to know how to play those games.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Well don't forget to vote...! 😉

Sacred 117 Noble Al-LIE

I was going to pull a troll move and vote for McClane for lolz, but the McClane wank in this forum already exceeds retarded proportions.

Anyways, Gump wins hard. He was naturally gifted at everything he did, so he'll even excel in dragon slaying as opposed to the unremarkable, rather incompetent Zan.

I have no idea how a woodchipper factors into any of this. Lol.

Mindship Snap out of it.

Spite. Gump is a reality warper on an unconscious level. The dragons will recognize this; Van Zandt won't. Gump will make him cry.

COG Veteran Teh GrOovY 1

Gump was essentially the greatest person on the planet, out shining people in everything.

Anybody can kill an overgrown lizard. Van Zans resting place is a pile of shit, literally.

Not impressive compared to what gump has done.

Impediment Endless

'Nuff said!

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BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

lolz.. Van Zan gets an ass beating

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Sure seems that way...

Originally posted by Impediment
'Nuff said!

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lol

quanchi112 Disney

Zan wins again. Gump lasts longer than McClane. At least Gump beat some ass.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

What feats does Van Zan have that would make you say that..?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What feats does Van Zan have that would make you say that..?
Is it too much to ask for you to finally watch Reign of Fire ? I mean really.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Gump rapes.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by quanchi112
Is it too much to ask for you to finally watch Reign of Fire ? I mean really.

I've seen it. So thats ONE of us whom has....

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I've seen it. So thats ONE of us whom has....
No, you haven't.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Forrest stuffs a box of chocolates down Van Zan's throat 🙁 😄