John McClane, Batman and Ted vs. Khan

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Who wins this epic battle?

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Stigma Herald of the Judgement

John McClane, Batman and vs. Khan

McClane, Batman and Ted duke it out with reboot Khan.

Conditions: No restrictions, every character at his peak.
(This is Batman from Nolan's trilogy)

Setting: McDonalds drive thru

The team rolls in to get some fries, but Khan crams in into the queue and beats them to it. Then Ted makes a comment about Khan's mother and hell is unleashed.

Who wins?

XanatosForever Steward of RP

Ted...the bear?

Stigma Herald of the Judgement

Yep.

To be fair he was beating the sh*t out of Mark Wahlberg's character.
He's a force Khan will have to reckon with.

FrothByte Nailcutter Massacre

Team wins with great difficulty.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Team wins via Wayne and Ted distracting Khan while McClane shoots him in the head. That's the only way they are winning because Bats is arguably not strong enough, even with his suit, and definitely not quick enough to take on Khan, and obviously Ted isn't doing shit. So McClane FTW.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

McClane solos this..

Batman and Ted are overkill.

even if Khan somehow shoots McClane, McClane whose screenfeats clearly show he is impervious to harm will just get back up and one shot him

quanchi112 Disney

Khan wrecks these losers.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan wrecks these losers.
Your fantasy of having Cumberbatch give you a dirty-sanchez should not be the basis in how you judge the outcome of an MVF match 🙂

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Batman with prep solos.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
Your fantasy of having Cumberbatch give you a dirty-sanchez should not be the basis in how you judge the outcome of an MVF match 🙂
Khan is superior to all three. You know it, Palpatine lover.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Batman with prep solos.
Just like he solo'd Bane.

😂

Get real.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Just like he solo'd Bane.

😂

Get real.

You didn't pay attention again. In their second match, Batman took out Bane by himself(aka solo), he had Bane beaten and down before Talia jumped in 🙂

Pay better attention when doing your youtube searches, shitlip 🙂

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
You didn't pay attention again. In their second match, Batman took out Bane by himself(aka solo), he had him beaten and down before Talia jumped in 🙂

Pay better attention when doing your youtube searches, shitlip 🙂

He ended up needing saved by Catwoman. He was already bested and badly by Bane.

Bane has a clean and definitive win. Batman held an advantage due to damaging his mask. Thats it.

Robtard Senor Member

You're a dunce. Batman broke Bane's mask and Bane was out of the fight until Talia jumped in, stabbed Batman and reconnected Bane's mask-tubes. Bane lost their second match.

If you're going to continue basing your options on youtube clips, at least watch full scenes. You're worthless, shitlip.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a dunce. Batman broke Bane's mask and Bane was out of the fight until Talia jumped in, stabbed Batman and reconnected Bane's mask-tubes. Bane lost their second match.

If you're going to continue basing your options on youtube clips, at least watch full scenes. You're worthless, shitlip.

Yes, breaking his mask is the only reason he was winning. Thats it. Bane crushed him the first time and didn't need to damage his equipment in order to do so.

Unlike you I understand that I see.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, breaking his mask is the only reason he was winning. Thats it. Bane crushed him the first time and didn't need to damage his equipment in order to do so.

Unlike you I understand that I see.

Defeating a guy by taking away a massive advantage(in this case some sort of drug) he had over you is winning, you ignoramus.

LoL, what an idiot. Let me guess, iPad again?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
Defeating a guy by taking away a massive advantage(in this case some sort of drug) he had over you is winning, you ignoramus.

LoL, what an idiot. Let me guess, iPad again?

Without the mask he is racked with pain. Needed to attack it because straight up Bane destroys him.

You are upset and trying to derail the topic again.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Without the mask he is racked with pain. Needed to attack it because straight up Bane destroys him.

You are upset and trying to derail the topic again.

And with the mask he's basically immune to pain. Taking away an opponent's advantage over you isn't losing a fight, shitlip.

Says the guy who constantly rages and types out nonsense. Cry more.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
And with the mask he's basically immune to pain. Taking away an opponent's advantage over you isn't losing a fight, shitlip.

Says the guy who constantly rages and types out nonsense. Cry more.

He is not immune to pain. Lol.

He broke his mask but never beat him in fair combat. Bane crushed Batman in fair combat. Big diff, trolberto.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
He is not immune to pain. Lol.

He broke his mask but never beat him in fair combat. Bane crushed Batman in fair combat. Big diff, trolberto.

Once again you show that you argue from ignorance and partial youtube clip knowledge. Bane's mask provides him with some sort of drug/anesthetic that both allow him to function(due to his previous injuries he sustained in prison) and in turn it basically makes him immune to pain. Watch the film 🙂

What's "fair combat" to you? Bane fighting Batman while he's on pain suppressing drugs and Wayne is heavily injured from his previous years of being Batman. 😂

But taking away your opponents ability to fight back is beating them, add to it that the mask (the drug) was a huge advantage Bane had over Batman, it's a double win. As ever, you're a dunce, shitlip 🙂