Seminars for Women

*flings open door and screams repeatedly*

*Points TV remote at Lara and presses "Mute" button*

Thanks man, I owe you BIG time.

😄

*walks over to mech, grab remote slams it on the floor and stamps on it. reversing the mute process and destroying the remote*

*recomposes and turns to corran*

you sad,sad,sad,sad lil' man!

*Pulls out spare remote, Mutes the female again, swallows remote for safe keeping*

😛

That's what the voices in my head keep saying too.

funny considering the remote didnt have any battries in it cuz you used them for food for your cats!

Oooooh, that remote's gonna hurt on the way out. ❌

😈 😂

Where's Gundy when you need her, she's a dab hand at home-surgery. Maybe she could get it out for me....

GUUUUUUUUUUNNNDYYYYYYYY.

Bite down hard.

😂 its your own fault mech! I'm sure you mother always told you as a child not to eat the household appliances cuz they contain too much sugar and are bad for your digestive system! 🙄

Hummph! You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson after that awful Walkman swallowing episode I had. 🙄

yes lara, dirty blonde

Speaking of blondes, you know how all those blonde jokes keep popping up? I know a girl who represents the Dumb blondes (not the blondes as a whole, just the dumb ones) perfectly. She can hardly say the words in our school text books! 😱 😱 😱

Hey BackFire, I thought I saw you the other day. Do you have a green car by any chance?

I was blonde as a child!

see

I'm not now!

Only because you dye it.