Superman vs Batman

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eaebiakuya Senior Member

Superman vs Batman

Both have 1 month of prep.

Who wins ?

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Superman.

janus77 Banana Genius

Batman. Superman doesn't have the skills in prep that Batman does. And Batman doesn't have kryptonite weakness.

Firefly218 Restricted

How has this thread not been done yet?

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract
Originally posted by janus77
Batman. Superman doesn't have the skills in prep that Batman does. And Batman doesn't have kryptonite weakness.

He has a weakness of having to live on Earth 😠

janus77 Banana Genius

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He has a weakness of having to live on Earth 😠

That's not a weakness, it's part of the arrangement he has with Jor-El's wife, to look after and protect _their_ one and only son.

playa1258 Fear is the mind killer

Batman can't beat Iron Man, but he can beat the vastly more powerful Superman? Yeah pull your heads out of your asses.

SquallX Senior Member
Originally posted by janus77
Batman. Superman doesn't have the skills in prep that Batman does. And Batman doesn't have kryptonite weakness.

You do know Bruce has nothing in his arsenal that can defeat the Phantom Zone projector right.

Nor the Miracle Machine.

Kal also has suits to protect him Kryptonite radiation.

Or, stay in space and just nukes him with heat vision.

Or sucks all the oxygen out of the air.

Or chucks skyscrapers at Bruce.

Or many more.

Odekahn 7399

Superman wins.

deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Batman has this. When he was born, Dr. Thomas Wayne knew that his son would be twice the man that Superman is. Also, Bruce has spent his entire life honing his mental and physical skills, where did Clark train, ON A FARM!?

Inhuman |||||||||||||||||

Batman finds a way

ShadowFyre Senior Member

While batman is prepping. Supes flies through the batcave in the first two seconds. End fight.

janus77 Banana Genius

Originally posted by SquallX
You do know Bruce has nothing in his arsenal that can defeat the Phantom Zone projector right.

Nor the Miracle Machine.

Kal also has suits to protect him Kryptonite radiation.

Or, stay in space and just nukes him with heat vision.

Or sucks all the oxygen out of the air.

Or chucks skyscrapers at Bruce.

Or many more.


Batman's already spayed the suit's insides with nano particles of Kryptonite, which he got by having Wonder Woman crush Kryptonite between her boobies.

He's got Captain Marvel working with mages to cover Earth in a magical net that will slice Superman into microfibres if he approaches it.

Flash is constantly giving him bursts of oxygen with a tricked out asthma inhaler, at ftl speeds, so that Superman cannot even see it is happening.

All the skyscrapers have been "repaired" by Waynetech and have had Kryptonite nano-particles dusted all over them.

Batman finds a way. Deal with it 🙂.

maxivitopowe Herr Universem

That's just so retarded it sound like an actual plan he will have

janus77 Banana Genius

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
That's just so retarded it sound like an actual plan he will have
💃

maxivitopowe Herr Universem

Night y'all
It's almost 2 am topside
I expect to see this thread pumping when I get up

-Pr- Hey Yo!

Superman wins. Obviously.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans
Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman wins. Obviously.
Silent Master Senior Member
Originally posted by Odekahn
Superman wins.

So much for Batman's prep ability.

Odekahn 7399
Originally posted by Silent Master
So much for Batman's prep ability.

Why's that?