Deadpool Versus Link

Frustrated at the impenetrable plot armor of Link, Ganondorf decides to outsource his troubles, hiring Wade Wilson to try and assassinate the pointy eared cross dresser. Wade gets a fortnight of prep, which includes playing every single Legend of Zelda game and reading a copy of the Hyrule Historia.

Since there are three timelines, 'dorf gives Wade three chances to end this nuisance once and for all.

Round 1: Link of the Adult Timeline: Spirit Tracks

Round 2: Link of the Child Timeline: Twilight Princess

Round 3: Link of the Downfall Timeline: A Link Between Worlds

Success or failure, Wade regenerates to full and restocks before moving to the next target. Does the Merc with a Mouth get to dance atop a mountain of rupees?

Can't think of a way for Link to put Deadpool down TBH. His healing-factor puts even Wolverine's to shame.

Deadpool wins

Originally posted by ares834
Can't think of a way for Link to put Deadpool down TBH. His healing-factor puts even Wolverine's to shame.

Link Between Worlds Link can pull a "freeze and shatter" with the Ice Rod.

Would that do it?

TP and ALBW both permakill him with Fi. 😬

lol no

Originally posted by The Scenario
Link Between Worlds Link can pull a "freeze and shatter" with the Ice Rod.

Would that do it?

He has regenerated from a nuke before. So it wouldn't kill him. Maybe enough to incapacitate him long enough for a win though.

Any of them could incapacitate him just by setting something heavy enough on him, the difference being the two with the Master Sword can actually permakill him.

The TP Link fight is such a complete rapestomp it's ridiculous. haermm

I know. Poor Link doesn't have a chance.

Are you high or just trolling? 😛

Deadpool regenerated from Wolverines claws, getting his head ripped off, and an atomic bomb .

Originally posted by Danny Wayne
Deadpool regenerated from Wolverines claws, getting his head ripped off, and an atomic bomb .

Marvel healing factors don't traditionally fare well against magic weapons that can kill immortals. Cough. Link with the Master Sword can actually kill Wade. Wade has no way of harming TP Link, and any of them can just bury him for the win.

He can fantasy fight, teleport behind link bust out a rpg and fire.

Originally posted by Danny Wayne
He can fantasy fight, teleport behind link bust out a rpg and fire.

Deadpool rpg for the win

An RPG to the face would do literally nothing to TP Link, how much it would effect the other two is more arguable, but they could easily avoid or block it anyway.

Deadpool is outmatched in every stat minus regen here, which the Master Sword will deny him. He's going to die.

Nope Deadpool won't

Do you have any actual argument for how he's going to overcome Link? It seems you're not too knowledgable about Deadpool's opposition here.

"Nope" in the face of a herald level weapon that kills immortals isn't quite enough.

Edit: Wait a godamn second, are you another battlemaster/IAV/FF/sacred108 sock?

Atomic bomb, wolverines claws, hulks anger issues, and I do believe thors hammer he has survived all of this.

He regen'd. Fi won't let him do that. Wade is not the first immortal she's met.

Also, none of that tells me how you actually plan for him to fight, just why you think he'll survive. What's he actually going to do against a character as durable as TP Link? Expend all his ammo, make some fourth wall breaking remark about how much what's about to happen to him is going to hurt and then get swatted?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Edit: Wait a godamn second, are you another battlemaster/IAV/FF/sacred108 sock?