Captain Planet vs. Popeye the Sailor

Capn planet spots popeye polluting the environment with his pipe. Popeye notices olive oyl is cheating on him with cap planet.

In a fit of rage, planet and popeye engage in an epic battle

DEATHMATCH

Who Wins?

Popeye in a stomp

If Popeye has spinach he stomps
Also punches the sh!t out of olive oyle for her bullshit

Spite. Popeye stomps.

The multiverse explodes.

Old tumor arms wins.