Smaug (The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug) vs. Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire)

Battle takes place in London, both have standard knowledge. Smaug starts off aware of Van Zan, but does not know where he is. Van Zan shouldn't have trouble locating Smaug, and comes armed with his standard resources.

Who wins?

Smaug is an overconfident dumbass

Van Zan wins

lol

no.

Neither wins.

Samug eats Van Zan, and then dies from E. Coli.

😂

Van Zan once again ignores his own intel and rushes in to his death like a bad ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Van Zan once again ignores his own intel and rushes in to his death like a bad ass.

spot on

Originally posted by NemeBro
Battle takes place in London, both have standard knowledge. Smaug starts off aware of Van Zan, but does not know where he is. Van Zan shouldn't have trouble locating Smaug, and comes armed with his standard resources.

Who wins?

Does standard resources mean that Van Zan gets his troops and tanks and military weapons?

Dead rabbits are still dead rabbits

Where the hell is Sadako when you need him?

Originally posted by FrothByte
Does standard resources mean that Van Zan gets his troops and tanks and military weapons?

Van Zan kills the dragon by getting devoured and then giving Smaug a chronic case of indigestion, which is caused by the utter level amounts fail that the "Reign of Fire" character is composed of.

I was wondering why Quan hasn't come to defend his precious Van Fail, but then I remembered: Quan is a Cumberbytch 🙂