Originally posted by Estacado
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Torrente is like Austin Powers if sent into the douchebag machine.
Impressive.
Though...
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
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Torrente is the biggest troll character ever...he drinks all day long ,steals,smokes weed does cocaine ,rips off foreigners,hates anyone who isnt spanish,he speaks off himself as a professional cia agent,martial artist,athlete,womenizer and private detective.He wears one phuckin suit through out all the 4 movies.haermm
In Torrente 2 a guy hires him to spy on his wife cause he thinks she is a whore...
So Torrente goes to the house in which her husband sees her going into each day.He tells the guy to go the atm and bring him cash for doing the job.
He enters the house and finds the appartment asks the madame if there are any girls in there.She then asks all of them to come out in the living room then Torrente identifies her by a picture given to him by the husband .
So they go to a room to get a long girl says "wash your d1ck.first" then Torrente "what you dont.like the taste of yoghurt?"
Then he asks her how much she would pay him to keep her secret from her husband.So the whore gets ripped off then he says "you know phuckin makes me tired so how about a blowjob for tips?"
So he goes back.to the husband ask for his money.Then says that there are taylors workin in the appartment so there is no reason to be upset.
Guy has stupid look on his face and says she never did tailor work through out there whole marriage.
Torrente then goes laughing burst ok your wife is indeed a whore but she is from the good kind you should see how good she is at giving a head.
Husband goes like wtf "She never gave me a blowjob through our whole marriage!!"
Torrente says "Maybe you should have tried to offer money for it."
Guy get a heart attack on the street....Torrente just walks off liked nothing happened.
Originally posted by Estacado
In Torrente 2 a guy hires him to spy on his wife cause he thinks she is a whore...So Torrente goes to the house in which her husband sees her going into each day.He tells the guy to go the atm and bring him cash for doing the job.
He enters the house and finds the appartment asks the madame if there are any girls in there.She then asks all of them to come out in the living room then Torrente identifies her by a picture given to him by the husband .
So they go to a room to get a long girl says "wash your d1ck.first" then Torrente "what you dont.like the taste of yoghurt?"
Then he asks her how much she would pay him to keep her secret from her husband.So the whore gets ripped off then he says "you know phuckin makes me tired so how about a blowjob for tips?"
So he goes back.to the husband ask for his money.Then says that there are taylors workin in the appartment so there is no reason to be upset.
Guy has stupid look on his face and says she never did tailor work through out there whole marriage.
Torrente then goes laughing burst ok your wife is indeed a whore but she is from the good kind you should see how good she is at giving a head.Husband goes like wtf "She never gave me a blowjob through our whole marriage!!"
Torrente says "Maybe you should have tried to offer money for it."Guy get a heart attack on the street....Torrente just walks off liked nothing happened.
This sounds like a retard's elite reward for retardedness.
Film
01. Austin Powers - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
02. Bane - The Dark Knight Rises
03. Betelgeuse - Beetlejuice
04. Buffalo Bill - The Silence of the Lambs
05. Clarice Starling - The Silence of the Lambs
06. Darth Vader - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
07. Dr. Evil - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
08. Hannibal Lector - The Silence of the Lambs
09. Jack Torrance - The Shining
10. James Bond - Skyfall
11. Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction
12. Lee - Enter The Dragon
13. Lord Hidetora Ichimonji - Ran
14. Michael Jackson - Moonwalker
15. Michael Myers - Halloween
16. Ninja Turtles - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
17. Predator - Predator
18. Ryu - Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
19. Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
20. Sonic - Sonic The Hedgehog - The Movie
21. Sub-Zero - Mortal Kombat
22. Terminator - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
23. Tyler Durden - Fight Club
24. Vincent - Collateral
25. Williams - Enter The Dragon
Television
01. Batman - Batman: The Animated Series
02. Dana Scully - The X-Files
03. Data - Star Trek: The Next Generation
04. Dexter Morgan - Dexter
05. Eric Cartman - South Park
06. Gul Dukat - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
07. James T. Kirk - Star Trek
08. Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: The Next Generation
09. Joker - Batman: The Animated Series
10. Kenshiro - Fist of the North Star
11. Miles O'Brien - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
12. Piccolo - Dragon Ball Z
13. Randy Marsh - South Park
14. Seta Sojiro - Rurouni Kenshin
15. Shinji Ikari - Neon Genesis Evangelion
16. Simon Adebisi - Oz
17. Spock - Star Trek
18. Stephen Franklin - Babylon 5
19. Teal'c - Stargate SG-1
20. The Doctor - Doctor Who
21. Tien - Dragon Ball Z
22. Tywin Lannister - Game of Thrones
23. Spike Spiegel - Cowboy Bebop
24. Vash the Stampede - Trigun
25. Worf - Star Trek: The Next Generation