Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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This is Sacred bait.
Aww! You want me in your wacky-ass thread! How thoughtful!
And YAY for being the KMC's appointed RWBY-tard!
I shall gladly assume this role with pride and dignity!
Team RWBY won't make it past the Grand Galloping Gala, imho.
Challenge accepted!
Now, I'm not some seasoned party animal, so do fill in whatever gaps I leave.
1. Typical Hangover shit
Not really anything to say here. Every member of the party has some form of resistance (some more than others) as well as those with sobering methods, so they all clear this.
2. Grand Galloping Gala
I'm not familiar with this setting, but I'd say Khan and Russell barely get out of this, if at all. The only thing really supporting them is regen. They can make it if they don't exert themselves or happen to be standing in the way when Goku and Rainbow Dash challenge each other to a race.
3. Lon Lon Ranch
Things get far more interesting here. As per Yamcha's scenario, Link, having not drank an ounce yet, will probably restock his milk supply here. He'll try to get as much as he can before Ruby drinks it. This will likely ignite Ruby's demonic cookie lust. Whether this effects her positively or negatively I'm unsure. Blake will instinctively do the same
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since we now know that Blake is Kittie Blake.
If they become aware of the restorative properties, they will hopefully relay this information to their teammates.
Meanwhile, another Yamcha prediction takes place. Samus and Goku will probably challenge each other to a beam clash, but Goku is likely in base form as per character. While that's going on, Yang and Weiss will mischievously try to Dust-rufee everyone. They will even spike their own drinks if they have to as to avoid suspicion. They should be fine so long as they get milk from Blake and Ruby, as well as the fact that Ruby's snorted Dust before, so that's nothing new.
At this point, Russell and Khan have most assuredly dropped like anchors, and are likely dead as a result of the previous shenanigans. Samus, having lost the clash, has taken heed to exit Goku's vicinity as all partygoers start coughing/sneezing/vomiting/belching the wrath of God. With the little sobriety he has left, Aang will try to resolve the situation, but will tire himself out afterwards. Aang goes to sleep as soon as the setting calms.
4. ALL MARIO PARTIES
PURE CHAOS AND PANDEMONIUM ensue here since the task is basically to f**k everyone over! Goku has sobered some after throwing down the buffets at Lon Lon like a champ, Samus and Team RWBY are starting to go out of it, and Link and Thor remain strong for obvious reasons. Samus and Link will probably engage Mario and gang in a grudge match spectated cheerily by the others. Link will inevitably win that exchange before everyone goes back to stabbing each other in the f**king backs. At least everyone's energy has been lifted again, so the party will go on!
5. Asgardian Christmas Eve
Team RWBY, the least likely of those that remain to have done so, will have cleared the last round with the others, but their Aura is now shot since they've been running on it for so long. They make it to the mead halls of Asgard only to go out like lights at the doorstep. Samus is only still in this because Goku, having exchanged blows with her, saw her as a worthy opponent, and was willing to give her a boost of Senzu Beans. Goku wanted to beat her at her best, which proved quite a spectacle for the others, but Samus will have lost. Again.
Goku and Thor are still headstronging this shit and have easily become best friends after this whole endeavor. They decide to invite Captain America to party with them, to which they proceed to tell him a series of the craziest f**king stories he'll ever hear. Cap unofficially inducts Goku into The Avengers during all of this. Link, to no one else's knowledge, is loaded on magic milk because he's a f**king cheater, and now he's just playing it safe. He'll definitely make it though. As for Mewtwo, Pokémon logic dictates none of this shit meant f**k to him the entire time, as he's naturally resistant to toxins and should be able to cleanse himself. He's also the smartest one of the group, so he more than knew what he was doing.
Final Verdicts
Khan and Russell: Stop at Galloping Gala or Lon Lon. Regen only got them so far until shit finally started going too hard for them, on top of the mayhem that ensued in the later hours.
Aang: Stops at Lon Lon. No one anywhere was cutting him off since he was tremendously beyond drinking age. His body couldn't handle it, and he faceplanted after his beneficent party trick.
Samus: Stops at Asgard. Her natural endurance and well above average willpower helped her stay up through most of this, and she could have cleared if not for getting into so many fights previously.
Team RWBY: Stops at Asgard. Teamwork certainly helped in the Mario Parties, and their Auras, as well as minor toonforce, saw them through most of this trip. Yang aside, none of them are experienced drinkers, and even Yang isn't going to begin hanging with the likes of Asgard after all that transpired prior to that.
Link: Clears. Crafty son of a b!tch kept switching his drinks so he could stay in the game. Plus, his stamina is already raw as hell, so he wasn't going down anytime soon.
Mewtwo: Clears. Like Link, he can certainly craft his way through this, and he should be able to psychically expel all toxins from his body during each round.
Goku and Thor: Clear. Uh... you pretty much get the idea.
Once this is all said and done with, Space Pirates dead, Hyrule saved, Dragonballs collected, all that shit, the party is officially over, and they can all now rest easy... in preparation for the AFTER PARY!
Anyways, that's my piece. Sacred out! PARTY ON, MOTHERF**KERS! *waves party flag*
If I may weigh in on the conditions, I think ScreamPaste should be driving the IPV!