Poker Night at KMC

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Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Poker Night at KMC

Popular characters around these parts will appear to compete in high stakes poker.

The contenders:

Princess Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer)

The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Each have $30,000 worth of chips and the game is Texas Hold 'Em.

Who will bust out?

The Scenario Greater Sci-Fi combatant

Zelda has had numerous dreams and visions of this night for the past week. She can recall the cards that were drawn from around the table.

The Emperor has had much the same, but he still sees all.

The Doctor has been through this same game many times, but keeps coming back to this point in time because he enjoys the game.

Spoiler:
Loki is the reason everyone has been having false visions and memories.
NemeBro Senior Member

Shut up nerd.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

The Emperor has proven to have terrible decision making and forward thinking skills. He busts first. biscuits

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Loki manipulates everyone to do his bidding for the easy win

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Loki manipulates everyone to do his bidding for the easy win

Like when he manipulated Black Widow?

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Loki manipulates everyone to do his bidding for the easy win
The Doctor and the Emperor are much smarter than Loki.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Zelda is out first imo.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

The Emperor's rampant inability to gauge how others feel will be his undoing.

NemeBro Senior Member

He can read the minds of everyone here but the Doctor.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Sure helped him keep his sons in line.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by The Scenario
Zelda has had numerous dreams and visions of this night for the past week. She can recall the cards that were drawn from around the table.

The Emperor has had much the same, but he still sees all.

The Doctor has been through this same game many times, but keeps coming back to this point in time because he enjoys the game.

Spoiler:
Loki is the reason everyone has been having false visions and memories.

Loki pretty much fools everyone into thinking they have shit cards and he has a Royal Flush. Illusions ftw.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sure helped him keep his sons in line.
His sons had telepathic resistance.

And were across the galaxy.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Loki pretty much fools everyone into thinking they have shit cards and he has a Royal Flush. Illusions ftw.
The Emperor could make Loki think that his dick has turned into a sandwich.

Illusions? Loki is a bad stage magician compared to the Master of Mankind.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by NemeBro
His sons had telepathic resistance.

And were across the galaxy.

And were psychopaths, raging psychopaths, and he trusted them. He cannot read a poker face to save his ability to walk or speak.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And were psychopaths, raging psychopaths, and he trusted them. He cannot read a poker face to save his ability to walk or speak.
Name them.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

DORN. haermm

Even the loyalists were insane.

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

The Emperor doesn't need to read anyone's emotions, just their cards.