Angels

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Can you post the medical certificate that pronounced you dead?

And then resurrected???

Yea we do that in combat, we fly the doctors out from 30-50 miles away while they are working on other wounded soldiers, they drive them from the hospital to the air field.

There is a "magic chopper" waiting for them right when the arrive. They fly right to the scence break out notarys and time stamps while under fire..

Then they get back in the "magic chopper" fly back to the green zone..Write it all down and go back to saving wounded soldiers..

Angelic huh?

*chuckle* so no medical proof..?

Ironic unrelated fact: Paul Walker played in a movie with a Lazarus plot.

Supra, you dodged my question. I take this as a concession.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Ironic unrelated fact: Paul Walker played in a movie with a Lazarus plot.

Supra, you dodged my question. I take this as a concession.

I realize that debating my belief in angels here accomplishes nothing has its from faith and knowing they exist, if you do not believe or have faith there is nothing I can do or say over the internet to convince you otherwise..

I concede to your lack of faith

No, you should concede due to inability to conclusively prove or disprove. I could have faith that angels are advanced ancient beings from another dimension, manifestations of the Valkyries, or lost souls of the damned tempting me. No single explanation has any proof, so they are all equal in their uncredibility.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No, you should concede due to inability to conclusively prove or disprove. I could have faith that angels are advanced ancient beings from another dimension, manifestations of the Valkyries, or lost souls of the damned tempting me. No single explanation has any proof, so they are all equal in their uncredibility.

I concede to you lack of faith, even if I told you the power of the angels you would discredit it..

Originally posted by Supra
I concede to you lack of faith, even if I told you the power of the angels you would discredit it..

I know what you mean! I have the same problem with unicorns dancing in the spring time.

Fool, everyone knows that unicorns can't dance because they're white.

Also, I vote Valkyries. The idea of beautiful warrior women coming to claim me on the battlefield beats angels any day.

Succubi, man. It's always been my dream to have death from Snu-Snu.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Fool, everyone knows that unicorns can't dance because they're white.

😂

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Also, I vote Valkyries. The idea of beautiful warrior women coming to claim me on the battlefield beats angels any day.

Is there room for conversion? 😄

Absolutely. Either you die and get embraced by Valkyries or evil Succubi. Or upon request, we can arrange for Thor clones and Tim Curry clones.

Keep trolling

I thought you conceded??

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Absolutely. Either you die and get embraced by Valkyries or evil Succubi. Or upon request, we can arrange for Thor clones and Tim Curry clones.

I thought you had to die in glorious, glorious battle, and only then can you be taken by the Valkyries.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
I thought you had to die in glorious, glorious battle, and only then can you be taken by the Valkyries.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
I thought you had to die in glorious, glorious battle, and only then can you be taken by the Valkyries.

Sorry, had to fan myself after reading this sentence.

And yes, this is the true requirement. Still waiting for the three winters to precede the ultimate battle, or at least some dude trying to rob a store so I can go down in flames.

Down in flames, up in smexy arms.

Plus you get all-you-can-haz access to arena combat, food and mead. Pretty awesome.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No, you should concede due to inability to conclusively prove or disprove. I could have faith that angels are advanced ancient beings from another dimension, manifestations of the Valkyries, or lost souls of the damned tempting me. No single explanation has any proof, so they are all equal in their uncredibility.

No, they are like zebras. 😛