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Originally posted by jaxthejester
Indeed.
How in the Hell did I forget the Lord of Hell? 😂

Cosmic Hulk Wrecks Him Too, he runs out of hell and becomes good🙂

Cogito Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
Lucifer.

How is he a douche?

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Originally posted by Cogito
How is he a douche?

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Cogito Senior Member

I'm not arguing, but calling Lucifer a douche is blasphemy.

Golgo13 Senior Member

Lex Luthor.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Cogito
How is he a douche?

Wut? He is the king of all douches. Spectre's visit when he was sunbathing in australia screams douchiness.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

And why is Doom not mentioned yet?

Cogito Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
And why is Doom not mentioned yet?

mmm Maybe Indians don't know what douchebags are

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Cogito
Guy never destroyed the GL Corps. Guy never tried to destroy the universe. Guy didn't send Guy to become a Red Lantern to spy on them, and then refused to let him leave the Red Lanterns.
Hal is a massive douche.

I like your thinking. 👆

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Pre-Final Crisis Bruce Wayne.

I may have to destroy you. sneer

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Cogito
mmm Maybe Indians don't know what douchebags are

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osheet

Oh, no!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Badabing
I like your thinking. 👆 I may have to destroy you. sneer

Do it. Jake was calling you mother of raptors the other day.

ohno

celeyhyga17 Yawning Void

1a. Constantine
1b. Namor

But for some reason, you're compelled to read more of them.

jaxthejester Visit The Halls of Hulk!

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
1a. Constantine
1b. Namor
But for some reason, you're compelled to read more of them.

Strangely true... 😕

HueyFreeman Super Fighting Robot

Cyclops
Gambit
Classic Juggernaut
Manchester Black

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All of Kryptonian Council besides Jor El

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wuleecat Senior Member

Orion. Sure he is uber-powerful and all that, but half the time I just keep thinking 'I wish you would just shut your mouth.' Ultra-douche, for sure.

wuleecat Senior Member

And I'm sure that when Mr Terrific comes mincing down the corridor with all those stupid spinning balls whizzing round his head, and he is crapping on about his latest bit of mental wonderfulness, you can bet the rest of the heroes aren't thinking "Ooh yes, PLEASE tell me more" They're thinking...'douche'.

wuleecat Senior Member

And I agree about Gambit. Nobody cares about your card tricks, and you sound like a spaz. Douche

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Namor, Constantine, Tony Stark (Civil War), "Superior" Spider-Man, Batman (under Frank Miller)

JakeTheBank Return of the King

Originally posted by Badabing
I like your thinking. 👆 I may have to destroy you. sneer

Hey, it's true. It took him getting Omega'd to the stone age and fighting his way back to the present to realize he was a dickhead that was never as alone as he made things out to be.

SquallX Senior Member

Pre Crisis Lex Luthor is the ultimate of douches.

In one story, he visited this diner. Saw this chick working there, deduce her life on how she never moved forward, offered her i think a million dollars or some shit to sleep with her. Told her he'll be waiting in the car for her, once she made her decision, the ****er just drove off and left her all alone. All alone with her decisions.

The chick was willing to leave her life behind, that includes her husband, kids and loves one for a guy she just met.

Pre-Crisis Superman's cover art showing him being a douche.