I can't believe someone said to remove Salacious Crumb, he's my fave character in Jabba's palace! 😠
Right then, here's what I'd do......
1. Do something about the black line around the Rancor
2. Take out that awful Jabba/Han scene added in the SE ANH
3. Take out the musical number in SE ROTJ and put back in Oola's bap falling out. 😄
4. Take out Chewie's tarzan call in ROTJ
5. Do something about Palpatine's face in ESB, it looks weird
6. Remove all traces of Jar Jar
7. Make the Ewok, stormtrooper battle in ROTJ a bit more realistic. I don't want to completely do away with them but I've never been happy with that part of the film at all. The Empire come across as a bunch of inept moron's in that battle, how in hells name would they have control over the galaxy if they were that s**t in battle.
I think that would keep me happy.
In the EU books, if I remember correctly, it describes how Hutts do get fatter with age until they become so big they can't move without assistance.
Its not Jabba's appearance I don't like, its just that I always thought of Jabba as a sort of Brando type gangster who you would show nothing but respect to on meeting him. To have Han step on his tail like that seems to ruin my idea of the Jabba character.