Sauron vs. Ganondorf (Twilight Princess)

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You can cling to that out of context all you like, the fact is that by actual relevant feats, Link would have walked through Sauron effortlessly. Gandalf nearly held off Sauron, Ganon crushes him and turns his armies of Orcs into shadow beasts.
No, he wouldn't. Sauron's power destroyed that supporting structure easily which is superior to Dorf's feat.

Link overpowered Ganondorf. Sauron gives Dorf the rape treatment. When Sauron swings his mace people fly 30 feet when Dorf swings his sword people parry it and overpower him.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
He's a catcher, not a pitcher.
I heard his anus is so big when you look inside you can see a family of Mexicans living inside it.

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Sauron's power broke a bridge, a fraction of Ganon's overlapped two different worlds over an entire country. Midna busted castles and can't hurt him, Sauron has no feats comparable, and therefore surely cannot.

Link had the Master Sword, and again, would rape Sauron so he isn't relevant to any argument in Sauron's favour.

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Originally posted by Boss16
I heard his anus is so big when you look inside you can see a family of Mexicans living inside it.
Leave scenario out of this you perv.

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Originally posted by Boss16
I heard his anus is so big when you look inside you can see a family of Mexicans living inside it.
There's no room for a family of people from any country in there while it's in use, I'll tell you that.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Leave scenario out of this you perv.
who dafuk is scenario.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Boss16
who dafuk is scenario.
Nerd who refuses to show his face.

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You pretty much didn't answer my question.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Boss16
You pretty much didn't answer my question.
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quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Boss16
No **** you.
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You have an anus for a face.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Boss16
You have an anus for a face.
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Originally posted by quanchi112
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Originally posted by Boss16
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Originally posted by quanchi112
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Originally posted by Boss16
concession accepted.
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Originally posted by quanchi112
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Originally posted by Boss16
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Originally posted by quanchi112
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