Woman is the root cause of all of man’s and God’s woes.

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Woman is the root cause of all of man’s and God’s woes.

Woman is the root cause of all of man’s and God’s woes.

It is not woman’s fault. It is God’s for creating her as is.

Why are human women so devastating to God’s reproductive and sexual restraint?

God cannot reproduce pure yet seems to have all the equipment required to do so, --- with humans. Rather handy that. He also passes on those traits to his Sons of God and possibly to angels as Satan is depicted with obvious female sexual and reproductive equipment. These have used their equipment well and made God many Grandchildren. These, the happy Grandfather had to drown. For some reason, --- they all come out evil. It must be something in the blood. Evil just like their Grandfather, who had already reproduced with a human to make Jesus.

Those who believe in the Trinity gibberish must contend with knowing that God planned on extra species intercourse with humans before he even created us. Today we think that that bestiality is evil but I guess we are all wrong. God must be right and bestiality must be good. That is sick. But that aside.

I can understand my own, sometimes out of control passion for women. I am just a man who is good today but who has been less so. I have repented. What I cannot understand is why God would have built that, --- out of control desire, --- into his own nature and why he is passing it on to all of his God damned Sons of God. This then forces him to use genocide on us poor and pure humans, --- as a collateral damage as he eliminates his own hated progeny and Grandchildren.

Just a reminder for God.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein

Revelation 4:11 (KJV)
Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

If I could face our God, I would ask him one question about that creating for his pleasure clause. I would preface with; I know that human women are the best for sexual pleasures for you and your Sons of God, ---and then would ask, ---- but do you have to keep using genocide on your Grandchildren and human?

I cannot ask him why he is being so vile but can ask here to see if anyone knows why God made our human women the greatest sex toy in the universe for men as well as for his Sons of God, --- and why that desire that God himself has, --- causes him to kill humans and his Grandchildren?

God has a problem. Women are the root of that problem.

Woman is thus the root cause of all of man’s and God’s woes.

How can we help God get over his reproductive and sexual fixation on our women and ease his wrath against his own Grandchildren and stop him from his next genocide of mankind?

Regards
DL

Wait, woman are the root cause of most good things in my life, including life itself.

No they're not; you're a test tube baby. Deal with it.

This thread makes no sense.

Dunno about God's, but they certainly make life difficult for us yeah.

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em etc.

A woman killed my mother, and raped my other mother.

Originally posted by Nephthys
A woman killed my mother, and raped my other mother.

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Well, this is rather uncomfortable.

Ever heard of sexual freedom? Or that sex is natural? Or even the sexual revolution?

Oh wait. Sorry, I shouldn't even be talking! I'll let the big men handle the religion, shall I?

Also - doesn't it say something about men if they would behave perfectly if it were not for cleavage?

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Well, this is rather uncomfortable.

Ever heard of sexual freedom? Or that sex is natural? Or even the sexual revolution?

Oh wait. Sorry, I shouldn't even be talking! I'll let the big men handle the religion, shall I?

Also - doesn't it say something about men if they would behave perfectly if it were not for cleavage?

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God has sexual desires? I must of been absent for that sermon.

Originally posted by siriuswriter

Also - doesn't it say something about men if they would behave perfectly if it were not for cleavage?
That we only have one flaw, compared to the many women have? mmm

We can't remember important dates or giftwrap like a boss either. In any case, OT God held that women were dirty like 96.543 hrs before and after menstration, and should be kept away from men in separate straw and goat hide huts, a practice we, like other parts of Leviticus, wilfully follow today.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Well, this is rather uncomfortable.

Ever heard of sexual freedom? Or that sex is natural? Or even the sexual revolution?

Oh wait. Sorry, I shouldn't even be talking! I'll let the big men handle the religion, shall I?

Also - doesn't it say something about men if they would behave perfectly if it were not for cleavage?

Damn hippie. Why don't you take your free love, and your sexual freedom, and your estrogen, and your plush and supple breasts, and get the hell outta here

That reminds me, OT says I can have slaves as long as they're from neighboring nations. Lucien, your people are now a slave race.

Women are not only the best thing since sliced bread, if it weren't for women, there'd be no sliced bread.

It's true. Their skills in the chicken can not be denied.

Our greatest vulnerability. If only the aliens had known of our critical weakness. All would be loss.

Originally posted by Mindship
Women are not only the best thing since sliced bread, if it weren't for women, there'd be no sliced bread.

There would be no bread at all.

Lucien, I suppose I can go for a while. Let me just jog/bounce away.

Film it. For uh, science. Yes.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
There would be no bread at all.

Lucien, I suppose I can go for a while. Let me just jog/bounce away.

Good. F*ck off in slow motion near a sprinkler. Pretend you're anime. I have a Moose I need to collaborate with in exchange for leniency and more anime.

Sorry, already done.

But wait, now you y'all can be perfectly perfect together.

Collaborate THAT.