C.I.A. - tell a lie

You know how the C.I.A. gets away with it.
Tell a lie here and get away with it.

I think the NSA is the new bad guy though...

Someone wrote all over me with invisible ink but didn't leave their phone number.

Were they cute?

I don't get this thread.

Every news story on TV is a lie, the government would never dare allow news agencies to report actual news for fear their stranglehold on the American public would end, forget the news just WAKE UP!!

I had a bad hair day but luckly I had a hat.