Chronicle vs Ironman

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Sometimes Neme says these wrong things that are so very wrong.

Wasn't Tony getting damaged by Chitauri laser rifles?

Originally posted by KingD19
Sometimes Neme says these wrong things that are so very wrong.

Wasn't Tony getting damaged by Chitauri laser rifles?

Not that I recall, though Chitauri Laser Rifles are far more impressive in power output than slowly crumbling a rusted ****ing car, lol.

So anyway, Tony one-shots them all.

They were throwing city buses around like footballs.

Also they were tanking getting hit by said city buses.

they have shields... motherphuckers were flying through buildings at the end of the movie with nary a scratch. Tony ain't one-shotting a damn thing.

How would the Chronicle people respond to the lasers and repulsor blasts?

But yeah the Chronicle teams seems to have the advantage here also doesn't Ironman's armor have a weakness to being hit by buses 😛

Originally posted by KingD19
They were throwing city buses around like footballs.

Also they were tanking getting hit by said city buses.

And Hulk's punch stopped a flying metal monster bigger than a blue whale. Thor could stop that punch with his fist, much less his hammer.

Thor's hammer could destroy the bifrost, after all.

Originally posted by marwash22
they have shields... motherphuckers were flying through buildings at the end of the movie with nary a scratch. Tony ain't one-shotting a damn thing.

But none have endured power that Tony can bring to bare.

Andrew was knocked out by hitting a ****ing lamp post, by the way.

the lasers are the reason i said Tony could take one (possibly two) of them out. But on the off chance the lasers (or shoulder missile) get through their shields, no way in hell he kills all of them unless the Chronicle boys are literally standing right next to each other when the fight starts.

Originally posted by NemeBro
But none have endured power that Tony can bring to bare.
see my last post.

He kills two with repulsors, one with shoulder missiles.

There. One-shot.

Didn't Andrew survive a gas-station blowing up in his face? Then again he was injured by it.

Also wouldn't the bifrost thing be more of a hammer feat than a strength feat from Thor?

You'd be right.

Good thing that Ironman's armour took hits from the hammer.

All of IM3 his armor was horrible.

if by "took", you mean the armor was getting put in critical condition with every blow, then yeah, he took those hits very well.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He kills two with repulsors, one with shoulder missiles.

There. One-shot.

nerp.

Also it's not right to compare Thor and Hulk's most powerful hits to ones that clearly weren't in the same league.

And if all IM's repulsor's did was blast normal humans like 20 feet away, and knock Loki down. The shields will hold up to them fine.

Shoulder rockets more than likely get blocked or redirected.

Based on what were they not in the same league?

They blew gaping holes in normal people. Loki is durable as ****, far more than anyone in this thread.

Repulsor blasts are far more powerful than the lamp post that knocked out Andrew.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You'd be right.

Good thing that Ironman's armour took hits from the hammer.

They don't need to get past Tony's armor though. They're telekinetics. They can simply crush Tony's head from inside his armor.

Originally posted by FrothByte
They don't need to get past Tony's armor though. They're telekinetics. They can simply crush Tony's head from inside his armor.
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You are absolutely correct, I wondered when one of these dumbasses would get it. Good show sir.