OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #3

no

i also hate the fray

basically anything that starts with the letter f

or e

That seems a little contradictory

HAERMM I didn't even notice that

😐

wave

I hit on a pregnant women.

cuck

She was only three months, but she let me flirt with her.

Is she a feminist

She's the main office receptionist

pam

I might tap it.

give her an extra one for me

I'll make sure she screams your name in ecstasy.

biscuits my nig

Do you want her to say Michael, Barker, Mic, Mic Barks or something else?

Bick Marks

Turns out she has a boyfriend, and she was flirting with me because of hormones.

I might still hit that, at least before a baby bump shows.

she was flirting with you because she's a ****

srug quite possibly.