Daredevil after just having sex vs Batman after 3 meals of mcdonalds

who wins

Daredevil is such a sex god he lasts about 5 hours at least.

But he wins as Batman has a heart attack on the second meal.

But what if Bats only bought the "Healty version" of the Happy Meals? (and that was only cause he wanted to get the Lego movie batman.....for Alfred)

Depends on the 3 meals....mmm

Depends upon who Daredevil just ****ed......

mmm

were the meals super sized?

meals are average size. daredevil just had sex with elektra.

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Originally posted by red sabre
meals are average size. daredevil just had sex with elektra.

What kind of ****ing barbarian eats mayo with their french fries?

Batman perhaps?

Originally posted by NemeBro
What kind of ****ing barbarian eats mayo with their french fries?

alone or mix the ketchup with mayo either way, it's delicious

Yes, ketchup mixed with mayo makes for an excellent Fri sauce.

And Batman ftw.

Matt will be thoroughly drained after his encounter.

While Batman will be loaded with fresh carbs.

While DD may start the match a bit more limber, he's likely to tank out after a few rounds. Batman, however, will just be hitting that "loud belch" stage, which is followed by several minutes of feeling normal before the ole' colon kicks in.

Should be plenty of time to finish off the dehydrated Daredevil.

I mean... it's not like Elektra to let Matt get off easy. She probably put the poor bastard through the works.

Did Daredevil atm Elektra?

Highly probable.

He is blind after all.

Originally posted by Estacado
What did he drink?
Coke or Sprite?
Did he have ketchup or mayo with his french fries?

he drank coke. he had a lot of ketchup with his fries, and he doubled the size of his fries.

Originally posted by jaxthejester
Yes, ketchup mixed with mayo makes for an excellent Fri sauce.

And Batman ftw.

Matt will be thoroughly drained after his encounter.

While Batman will be loaded with fresh carbs.

While DD may start the match a bit more limber, he's likely to tank out after a few rounds. Batman, however, will just be hitting that "loud belch" stage, which is followed by several minutes of feeling normal before the ole' colon kicks in.

Should be plenty of time to finish off the dehydrated Daredevil.

I mean... it's not like Elektra to let Matt get off easy. She probably put the poor bastard through the works.

i see your point and logic my friend. but do you think after 3 mcdonald meals that include 3 average size burger, 3 double sized fries, and 3 coke drinks batman would be able to move that well?

Forgot about the sandwich...was it a big mac or royale cheese?

Originally posted by Estacado
Forgot about the sandwich...was it a big mac or royale cheese?

its an average size big macs.

Originally posted by red sabre
i see your point and logic my friend. but do you think after 3 mcdonald meals that include 3 average size burger, 3 double sized fries, and 3 coke drinks batman would be able to move that well?

True...

Perhaps he carries digestive enzymes in his Utility Belt. Or some Pepto.

This may require more thought.